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Yes I know I never finished the original thread in Omniverse, leave me alone!

Them monsters need some love too, and so do you! Because I say so, that's why.
Here's how it works: You submit your character (Summons are okay too) and I partner you up with a monster guy or monster gal. All I need is for you to tell me your preferences in regards to gender but if you want to submit more that's fine too. Anything you want me to take into consideration should go in your application: if you don't want insectoids, no Pokémon or you prefer human-esque monsters or the kind of gal that can kick your ass, put that in there! For everything else I'll use your character profile info.

Also, please only submit one of your characters unless the queue is empty, so everyone can get a turn.

Mewtwo Inc. takes no responsibility for injury, trauma, death etc. that you may be subjected to if you're matched to a snuggly Gyarados gal that accidentally crushes you while you are watching Netflix together.
 

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This is possibly it, chief.
(female I guess)
no xenos, witches, abhumans or heretics if possible

Well I mean, there's only one good reply for you...
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There is only one love in the life of a good imperial, and that is the God-Emperor!
On a more serious note, I am starting this thread off pretty bad since Dober... I don't really know. For one there's not much in the way of human-ness left in him that hasn't been replaced with mechanical parts yet so I'm not sure if he even has it in him to feel love anymore, and monsters being non-humans would not be options in the first place. Plus, I don't see a lot of room for distractions such as love and dates in the life of a devoted imperialist. But maybe a Sister of Silence would be a good match, to pass on the whole immunity-to-psykers gene and Dober's line? I mean, he did climb the ranks in the Mechanicum and is feared enough that some would try to assassinate him, I can imagine that the Empire would have some interest in him producing some strong heirs.
 

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Preference: Bi(rd)sexual, male leaning
No one who is trying to kill my Friends/destroy my school please (especially if they are using weeb powers to do it)
Two robots/cyborgs in a row... oof.

I don't want to start this thread with TWO 'I don't know's, so I'll just presume that Labor has enough of humanity left that she can feel love and the like.
If birds are her thing, Kalli would obviously be a great match, but Kalli isn't around on Multerra :unsure: So instead, how about this one?
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or maybe
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An avian alien creature from a science-fiction environment. Why scifi? Because cybernetic enhancements are commonplace there, so Labor's appearance which might be scary to others would not be nearly as much a problem to them! And they're birds, so there's that match. Great right? Unless you were hoping for a pigeon-sized boyfriend that you could sit on your head, or an eagle to perch himself on your shoulder when you watch Netflix together.
 

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A female monster for Siggy, please. My curiosity has not decreased since Erik didn't get one.
Well, for Sigmund that's easy. In fact, have this in celebration of halloween approaching and all!

It was a dark and stormy night outside, the clock's pointers inevitably approaching midnight to announce the beginning of Halloween's day with twelve gongs. It was the kind of night where no family would allow their children out, where the shops were closed and locked with two turns of the key, where grown, burly men huddled up around the hearthfire and frightfully looked out the windows while clutching in their arms the biggest, baddest gun they had, in hopes of holding back the cold shivers that ran down their back whenever a shadow moved outside.

Of course, Sigmund was not one such man. The shadowy tendrils grasping at him through the windows, the empty room lit only by a handful of candles, the paintings on the wall that seemed to come alive in the flicker of the candleflames, none of that could scare him. With a tome in his hand, bound in a more than dubious leather and with incomprehensible runes and images depicting complex patterns, he recited a litany whose words would have made any who heard them scream even though they could not understand. Beads of sweat ran down his cheeks under the hood that covered his head and cloaked his face in shadow, but he could not afford to wipe them and disturb his ritual.

As the incantation reached his climax and his voice threatened to give out, the ritual circle in front of him lit up in an eerie purple light. The dried newt, the black candle, the severed claw of a crab all burst into flame, forming a perfectly symmetric triangle. The purple light, pushed back by the flames, condensed above the center of the circle until it was like a compact tennis ball-sized sphere. In its eerie glow, the white fabric of female underwear all but disappeared.

Finally Sigmund closed his mouth and the purple sphere exploded. A failure? No, a success. The ritual had been executed to perfection, and summoned from an outer realm a creature beyond human comprehension.
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As the formless mass of tendrils, eyes, teeth, tongues and limbs pulsated like it was breathing in the air of this new world, the creature leant in. Her words could barely be heard over the gongs of the clock announcing midnight:

"Couldn't you have used fresh newt, Siggy? You know the dried store-bought one gives me heartburn."
 
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Mikoto Junko

Oj, what about Darkness(we know she needs the love) and Mikoto? Give Darkness a Male dude and Mikoto a female dude(she bi)
 

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Chang'e
Preference: Male
Must be able to not die (as in true immortality) preferably and if unable to find any suitable canadates someone to catch the goddesses eye also works.
 

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Oj, what about Darkness(we know she needs the love) and Mikoto? Give Darkness a Male dude and Mikoto a female dude(she bi)
:unsure: I don't really have enough info on Mikoto to make something, and the queue is a bit long, so I'll stick to just Darkness. And I'd say a good fit for Darkness is
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A knightly lady needs a knightly horse, of course! And Paladins are bound by an even stricter code of honor than regular knights are, so it's only obvious that if she were to have someone with her it should be someone honorable. Centaurs, generally speaking, are a proud and strong race, not necessarily honorable but if you can be sure that if they do have some code of honor that they abide by, they'll follow it to the letter. Just like the samurai of old do. Well, to be honest he might be even more honor-bound than Darkness is but hey, can't be perfect.
Also, you're getting a Samurai because you're a fabulous weeb just like me, Kaylee <3
 

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Hahaha. I love Siggy's monster girl. Great job.

How about doin' one for Ahana?
No gender preference.
Hmm, Ahana wasn't an easy one to pick a partner for, since she herself is (in a way) a monstergirl :unsure: Or at least a hybrid. That's what she is, right?

Given her spoiled, superior-feeling nature I'm going to assume that she's more likely to make an advance on someone that picks her interest than to feel very interested in someone who goes on the offensive. On the other hand it shouldn't be someone she can push around, something that I argue she might be used to from experience, if she's been proclaimed to be a gift from the gods. And god forbid that she's matched with a carnivore, or this might take a really dark turn.
But without further ado, here's your match!
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WAIT! No, not that one, dear lord no.
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There we go. Half demon, half sheep, all soft, cuddlable, herbivore (but may snack on the souls of the damned occasionally) and headstrong enough that they'll see eye to eye (and butting heads is gonna be bad for Ahana). Although, not much of a chance to meet her on Inverxe given that most demons enjoy three-digit temperatures and upwards (trust me I'm an expert, I played demons for years now). Hurry on over to Kraw Ahana, or someone's gonna nab her before you can!
 

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The only love I need is money

jk pls help this useless lesbian find someone
Hooh boy, Jo'on is gonna be difficult... I don't know just how powerful her greed is but I'm not going to bother with someone who is just enormously rich since it seems like it'd just be a matter of time before they're left penniless, if Jo'on even takes any interest in them in the first place.
Of course I could just suggest King Midas who turns everything he touches into gold but coupled with Jo'on's greed I see that going terrible (Jo'on cutting off his hands, the world turning into gold or some such). Plus, there'd be no room for cuddles.
Oh but, I have the perfect idea!
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You recognize it? That's a Tanuki. A shapeshifting beastgirl who's capable of turning leaves into money (so Jo'on won't be able to rob her blind), somewhat mishievous but not actually evil so they'd relate on some level, and maybe she can even aid Jo'on in tempering her greed a little. I don't know if that's possible for her, but there you go. Plus, Tanukis are bundles of adorableness with extra-floofy tails, which means amazing cuddles can be had. Maybe Jo'on, tired after a long day of robberies and conmanship, will want to wrap her arms and legs around the tailfluff and gather her energy for a new day? Or she can cuddle the pudgy tanuki instead. The options are endless!
 

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Michael Afton, female preference! Cannot wait to see the potential pairing xD.
Having seen the Game Theory series on FNAF I know what a depressing story it tells, but you really didn't pull any punches when making Michael :unsure:
Anycase, to me it's pretty obvious that Michael needs: someone who's both friend and partner, who sees beyond or doesn't care about the rumors and his criminal record (although, charging a minor with manslaughter? Damn the Multerran law doesn't mess around...), and who can in time cheer him up and pull him out of that pit he's in. And what better friend to man is there than doggos? (trust me I'm an expert, I played a Sundoge for three years) So I present to you...
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That right there's a Kobold. Which is basically a dog on two legs, with some human features and capable of speech (also arguably my favorite monstergirl, you guys might remember the Kobold from Monster Tinder on OV). Now let's be clear: Kobolds are high maintenance, physically. They have a metric ton of energy that they have to spend on sports, preferably jogging. If Michael doesn't spend enough time with her he might literally get dragged outside one day. He simply won't have the time to be gloomy.
Oh, and they've got a cheerfulness aura that's infectious to everyone nearby, just like their endless energy. If that's not enough to get Michael's mind off of things a bit, I don't know what will be. Chances are that she'll convince him to pour all his energy into finding them and either find them or accept that they can't be found, and let go in favor of pursuing his own goals. He can't change the past and clinging to it won't do him nor his brother any good. That's the hard truth, but with a smiling doggo girl at his side he has the best chances of accepting it.
 

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most demons enjoy three-digit temperatures and upwards (trust me I'm an expert, I played demons for years now).
Good job NB's current plans include building ourselves a volcano base.

Hurry on over to Kraw Ahana, or someone's gonna nab her before you can!
Ohho, so that's how it is... trying to tempt me away from helping Siggy start up his cult are you, you fiend!?


... she is adorable, though...


P.S.
That right there's a Kobold.

Lies!
Everyone knows kobolds are reptiles.
 

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:unsure: Are those D&D Kobolds? The one I picked is the Monster Musume definition of Kobold. And then there's the definition of them being vaguely humanoid creatures, sort of like dwarves. In the german version of the Smurfs at least, Gargamel describes them as being a type of kobold.

Glad you like the pick, though :D
 
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