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Lllllllllllllllllllllllllladies. BATTUHL BRUVAHS would certainly be a first choice all things considered, but battle sisters is fair enough too. Just remember, it technically always counts as a threesome. ;v

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Chang'e
Preference: Male
Must be able to not die (as in true immortality) preferably and if unable to find any suitable canadates someone to catch the goddesses eye also works.
Continuing this on Totoro, because having matches made by a cuddlable floofball instead of a stoic combat Pokémon is just so much more thematically fitting.

First of, I completely forgot that I still had Chang'e to cover, I'm sorry for that! And unfortunately I couldn't think of a really good candidate, so I have to settle for a kind-of-good one.

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:unsure: This here is Dullahan. Not the Headless Horseman, that's his western cousin. The Dullahan is a headless armor-wearing person, with his head usually under his armpit because it easily falls off his shoulders. You can probably tell from the image that he's associated with death a good bit, for good reason: he's like a sort of messenger warning people of their impending death, by splashing them with blood. Well given that Chang'e is apparently immortal, there must've been a mix-up in the books!
Either way, the pros are that he as a spiritual being is pretty much immortal as well, and being a messenger like he is comes with the perk of a free (undead) horse to ride, so Chang'e has her own knight in shining armor (granted, he looks like a Death Knight, not a shining white knight of fairytales) to ride around with. He's also a pretty nice guy who knows how to treat a lady, given that he's been around for a while and had plenty of opportunity to learn that sort of thing.
But! Being around for that long probably means that his emotions are kind of dulled since he's experienced much of what there is to experience. Sure Chang'e might have engaging philosophical debates with him about the futility of existence and whether rabbit-made mochi is tastier than granny's gingerbread, but this is Monster Tinder! Also, general physical activity (talking about snuggling, of course ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) is gonna be hard to impossible given that he usually wears armor and his body is, biologically speaking, dead. So, no body heat to share when watching Netflix together. Oh and his work has him travel a lot, so there's that too.
 

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Done this before but want to see if the answer is still the same XD

Only preference would be female for Viccy boy

I'm sort of tempted to give Victor a Fhernhaching companion (basically living embodiments of friendliness and positivity) but that's A: too easy, B: Fhernhachings are not really monsters, but very humanlike, and C: they're way obscure from a universe nobody knows, which is no fun. Also, because I can currently not access OV and look back to what I gave you, I'll treat this one as a fresh submission :unsure:

So, here is... *dramatic drumroll*
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A harpy! And no, not the "I am totally a loli but actually my body is this small/young-looking because harpies are birds that need to be light so they stay small" Monster Musume archetype. I doubt Victor would have much interest in one of those, outside of for headpats.
Why a harpy, you ask?

Well, Victor is the "fabulous" type with a side of assassin stealth who's used to being nobility or at least acting the part. I think someone equally fabulous would really complement that side of him, because look at that girl. You could stick her in a more formal dress and take her to any costume ball you wanted, she'd fit right in. And then you could sneak out and murderize your target while everyone's distracted. She's probably more than some commoner harpy too, maybe nobility or even a Sky Queen which means she's not gonna be easy on Vic either. But then again, harpies are birds, and birds are bird-brained, so once he learns his way around her he will (probably) be just fine, right?

I dunno, I'm not particularly happy with this pick, you tell me if you like her :unsure: Otherwise I might give it another go, but in that case I might need to take some more time to do a deeper analysis of Vic and whatnot.
 

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Lllllllllllllllllllllllllladies. BATTUHL BRUVAHS would certainly be a first choice all things considered, but battle sisters is fair enough too. Just remember, it technically always counts as a threesome. ;v

good lord I never thought the image would be that large, apologies to those with poor bandwidth

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So, uh... Kartan. Two for the price of one, but I'll be honest, in the crapsack world of Warhammer 40k even a regular Space Marine would probably require a partner with certain preferences to be eligible for dating. And from what I gather they don't even have any reproductive parts anymore, so... I guess it'd be a purely platonic relationship, unless you're a Slaneeshian? I don't know if those guys get given back anything so they can have their orgies properly. But Kartan seems to be a Chaos Undivided dude, and I am digressing.
Most humans would probably go :chloe: at the sight of him, given the whole... *waves hand at* ... demon thing he's got going on. Well, I'll take a stab at it anyway.
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or, if you prefer a slightly more feminine but equally smexy partner...
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Incubi are demons, so the whole demon schtick wouldn't bother them much, and given that they live in Infernus, where burly, hairy, muscle-brained demons make their home, they would at least not mind, maybe even enjoy, Kartan's Spehss Mahreen appearance. Did I mention they're pretty capable fighters? Going on a little rampage, spilling some guts, drinking the blood of the innocent and sharing lewd kisses in front of a burning-town-lit dinner (the corpses of their enemies), that's the life.

This one is short-ish, I'm sorry for that. I hope you enjoy it anyway! Just don't enjoy it too much or you'll be favoring Slaanesh too much and the other Chaos Gods will be displeased. Or however Chaos Undivided works, heck if I know :unsure:
 

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I'm sort of tempted to give Victor a Fhernhaching companion (basically living embodiments of friendliness and positivity) but that's A: too easy, B: Fhernhachings are not really monsters, but very humanlike, and C: they're way obscure from a universe nobody knows, which is no fun. Also, because I can currently not access OV and look back to what I gave you, I'll treat this one as a fresh submission :unsure:

So, here is... *dramatic drumroll*
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A harpy! And no, not the "I am totally a loli but actually my body is this small/young-looking because harpies are birds that need to be light so they stay small" Monster Musume archetype. I doubt Victor would have much interest in one of those, outside of for headpats.
Why a harpy, you ask?

Well, Victor is the "fabulous" type with a side of assassin stealth who's used to being nobility or at least acting the part. I think someone equally fabulous would really complement that side of him, because look at that girl. You could stick her in a more formal dress and take her to any costume ball you wanted, she'd fit right in. And then you could sneak out and murderize your target while everyone's distracted. She's probably more than some commoner harpy too, maybe nobility or even a Sky Queen which means she's not gonna be easy on Vic either. But then again, harpies are birds, and birds are bird-brained, so once he learns his way around her he will (probably) be just fine, right?

I dunno, I'm not particularly happy with this pick, you tell me if you like her :unsure: Otherwise I might give it another go, but in that case I might need to take some more time to do a deeper analysis of Vic and whatnot.
I love it
 

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As I am a monster, does that mean I can finally get a beautiful princess to marry me?

We hand out monster partners here, go to Human Tinder if you want princesses :unsure: But since you're here already, let's match you a monster princess and get a stepmom for Jr, how about that?

Given that Bowser is a sort of fierce, yet relatively comical villain (befitting the Nintendo and Mario universe standards) with standards (ever seen that commercial where he covers Junior's eyes from adult content?) he's actually a pretty good match! On the other hand, he's gonna have standards if he wants someone as nice as Peach. Plus, it's gotta be someone a bit durable. Sorry to be blunt here, bro, but you're a giant dragon-turtle-Koopathing with a spiked shell, scales, claw fingers and the softest part of your body (stomach) is probably still hard as tanned leather. Peach would get cut up like she's dragged over a cheese grater if she hugged you. But don't worry, I got a great match!

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This gal here is a Dragonewt Princess. See the princess in the title? Yeah, she's royalty, so things are great there! (Side funfact, if a prince or king marries a commoner, that would degrade the king, not elevate the commoner) Dragonewts are an evolved subspecies of lizardmen which in turn descend from dragons. Dragonewts have a high percentage of this draconic heritage in their blood and as such are rare and pretty powerful. Now, see those scales on her arms and legs? Her skin is about as durable as those, meaning that physical contact will not end disastrously for either party - cuddles all day round! Also, unlike those laughably short-lived humans Dragonewts are long-lived like dragons (and turtles! Or Koopas) so Bowser won't find himself with a wrinkly hag after a few decades, or as a widower. And did I mention that like most reptiles Dragonewts love warm environments? Yeah, that castle with lava moats of yours would be pure heaven for her. However, Dragonewts are somewhat fierce, but I'd say that's a great example for Bowser Jr. Bowser, being used to the more soft and girly Peach, might not be used to someone that headstrong though. But, relationships are all about giving and taking, aren't they? Just remember to lead with the bouquet of Piranha flowers rather than a metal cage and plans for kidnapping. Now get that silly Peach gal out of your head and go find yourself a REAL princess!
 

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I'm curious to see any monster girl to top Aku's evil and become loyal as a servant. ;)

Huh. I should have logged in on Totoro more... didn't notice that a backlog built up.

Unfortunately Aku is leaving me with just one answer that doesn't 100% satisfy me, maybe because it's not really a monstergirl. Given that he is literally evil incarnate, and a creature of destruction and domination the options are already a bit limited. Add to this that whatever he touches tends to become infected with his dark corrupting matter to turn people into his pawns and there's very little left. I mean, what fun is there in going out with a clone of yourself? Unless you're that big of a narcissist, which somehow I don't visualize Aku as. Also, that obsession with some samurai guy who you don't manage to defeat. That's really not cool - some jealous monstergirl will hear that you're obsessed with someone else.
But, I'm not here to bash on the poor guy, he just wants to raise an interplanetary empire, conquer the world and rid himself of his arch-nemesis like every evildoer out there. If anything, his commitment to the cause over several... what, thousands of years, or more? However much he sent Jack into the future? That's pretty impressive and it shows that he's got a sense for running a planet-spanning empire. Plus, from what I gather (I've not been able to watch the new season of SJ yet) he's got nice family values with his daughter, even though he doesn't reproduce like mammals do. Now without further ado, here's your match!

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A Fallen Angel waifu! Why, you may ask? Let me tell you.
Fallen Angels are not only immortal (great since Aku is also, so no worries about outliving her), evil (seriously, if I paired Aku with a good guy I might as well write an Aku x Jack slashfic... hehe get it? Because Jack has a sword to SLASH Aku in... yeah okay never mind), powerful (Aku's short fuse might lead him to eye beam her during disagreements, we want to avoid reducing her to a pile of ash) and most importantly they have a number of holy powers (turned dark, of course) to stave off corruption from back when they were not-fallen Angels. So, a big hug won't end with her absorbed into him or covered in his dark matter and turned into his thrall.
Now, Fallen Angels are thrown out of Heaven for being sinful and, even though this is Monster Tinder and we all know that you aren't here for pure, platonic relationships, I won't go down the route of making her a Fallen Angel of lust. Why? Because if she tried to seduce Aku at best he would not understand what she's doing and at worst he would understand and plot to use her feminine charms against Jack. Probably earning himself a slap in the face by a hand infused with Unholy Blessing in the process. Instead I think that a Fallen Angel of Greed is much better suited for the Master of Darkness. Aku's primary sin would have to be Greed after all, maybe followed by Wrath and Sloth. Or Pride. I mean, the guy built up a whole empire full of aliens who he trades with to amass riches, he craves all sorts of magical artefacts (granted, this is mainly to have an edge on Jack) and he conquers the planet. So, the interests line up. It's not a match made in Heaven (pun intended) but it overcomes Aku's difficulties and pairs him up with someone who he has potential with. Even if that potential boils down to them plotting to conquer more worlds together and little more.
 

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Give me a mate, psychic one! Female preferred.

Had to turn to the community for help on this one, so thanks guys! To be frank though, this is another one similar to Aku where I'm not very satisfied. Someone suggested Mother Brain but that's not really a monster, also it's one very specific character and I prefer to keep it a bit more general. Labor suggested an eldritch monster which I think is a step in the right direction. So, again bashing the poor people who come here just looking for a little love, Ridley is a difficult character because of how his personality is. Given how he's arrogant towards weaker creatures and sees strong ones as a challenge to him, it's hard to find a sweet spot for a good mate. Actually he's kind of comparable to Aku, with less "Sunday morning cartoon villain". Hell he even has the whole rivalry slash Nemesis thing with Samus going on.
So obviously his mate has to be some apex predator like him, a queen to rule by his side. Like a Queen Metroid! Maybe someone who complements his ambitiousness and lack of morality... I mean, did you see what those Space Pirates do? They have not even the slightest qualms about tampering with every dangerous substance or ancient tech they find or playing God with their own DNA. I'm just wondering why Ridley hasn't yet injected himself with Metroid DNA and become Metro-Ridley or something. So yeah, a goodytwoshoes won't do.

So then, here you go my Pterodactyl friendo!
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That's a Night Gaunt right there. Or Nightgaunt, not sure how it's written properly. All winged and dragonlike just like Ridley, because the poor guy must be lonely being surrounded by giant disembodied brains, Space Pirates that aren't even winged, italian mustached plumbers and adorable-yet-deadly anthropomorphic Shih Tzus. Night Gaunts are a bit of a special bunch: the really scary part they have is that they're creatures of nightmares, wherein they snatch nightmare-having people and carry them off. Their strength isn't so much physically hurting enemies but mentally wearing them down and preying on their fears. Because even the most stalwart heroine needs some sleep eventually, and that's where the Night Gaunt latches on to that. Let's make her a more ancient, experienced Night Gaunt who has moved on from silly tickling her enemies into submission and freaking them out a bit, to driving her poor prey insane by drawing out primal fears and making her victims afraid to sleep. Someone who'll admire Ridley for his apparent lack of silly fears and a morality compass that'd just hold him back. And someone who, while ruthless and dangerous just like Ridley, has a different type of prey so that there's less overlap. Oh and, doesn't a certain bounty hunter have deep-rooted fears from when her home was destroyed? That'd make for a delicious prey for her, and help Ridley with combatting his Nemesis.

I'm not quite satisfied because once more there's no really strong connections and Ridley doesn't seem like the sort of guy interested in procreating when he can just clone himself with Pirate facilities, let alone in long romantic relationships. But, that's just me!
 

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Ooooo, do me, do me! No preferences in terms of sex, but maybe someone you’d imagine living on candy/cartoon planet so I can use them in my writing?

I'm tempted to give you a succubus or incubus just like Kartan, because it (sort of) plays into the whole reversed "A good girl needs a bad boy" schtick, but on one hand that's a bit too easy and on the other I just don't see demons like that hanging around in Hurshii ?

Anyway, as Jade described Gabriel to me he's sort of a trickster, mostly a good guy with a hate for bad guys but who also likes the occasional prank, and overall just wants to have fun in life. Which makes him a not-so-difficult personality that I need to rake my brain over, whee! (jk, I love you guys, Aku and Ridley and co) A tanuki comes to mind since they're also pranksters but they're a bit too mishievous, I think Gabriel would quickly get annoyed with their antics. Same with kitsunes. I think he doesn't need anyone immensely specific though, an

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Yup, it's a sheepgirl! And not just any sheep, mind you, but a dramatic drumroll cotton-candy sheepgirl! Let's just gloss over how that would probably be impractical because of how it would melt and stick to everything, and say that it's hurshii-an evolution that has made it resistant to medium temperatures. And of course more delicious yet less sugary than actual cotton candy, because if Hurshii's foodstuffs were as candylike as they seem, every inhabitant on the planet would have karies and Scrooge would be so rich not because of a toy company but because of dentist practices.
Getting off track here, though. Anyway...
Sheepgirls, much like most anthropomorphs, are humanly intelligent, though Hurshii's neverchanging environment will have left her a bit dulled. Who better than a friendly and life-happy, if trickster-y hot guy to shake her out of her apathy? It might turn into a bit of a cliché story, but I think that Gabriel would 'save' her from a life that's not really worth living and bring a smile to her face, and that she'll save him right back. Who or what from I can't tell. Now, Gabriel might not always get the best results with his pranks given that the sheepgirl is smarter than the prejudice about sheep goes, and she'll wisen up to him trying to trick her. Not that she won't enjoy the (harmless) practical jokes he pulls on her though, so long as he also shears her regularly before that cotton candy wool gets too hot, and spends plenty of time cuddling her. But really, who wouldn't? The floof is so soft, you could sink right into it! The only caveat may be that like most herd animals she'd get clingy if they travel to somewhere where there aren't many people around (e.g. anywhere outside civilization) and generally have troubles being alone, which might be a little annoying at times. But as with most potential matches made on here, they're not perfect and flawless and will require a little work to work out. But the investment from both sides is what really makes a relationship work, right?
 

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Meeeeee! Please! (No preference in terms of sex, but someone smart/assistant material. Possibly has rich relatives I can murder and gain their inheritance from.)
 

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Me next! I'm looking for someone who'd appreciate my company. Anyone, really...

Okay, real talk here, you're selling yourself a bit short. Or rather, way short. We have a big evil villain that wants to acquire a magical Relic to grant wishes by forcibly taking it from some lad in green and the local princess. Take that away and what is he? A powerful and goal-oriented man with great ambitions and the brains beyond his admirable brawn to fulfil said ambitions. And is he all that bad really, for wanting his people the Gerudo to live in a land as lush and green as Hyrule when they're forced to spend their days in a desert? Also, as the Gerudo King he ranks pretty damn high on the social ladder, and last but not least he's hella handsome. I mean, look at the guy, he's probably two meters tall with a six-pack that you could grate cheese on. In a modern world he could be a model, or an actor! Now obviously we can't just strip his evilness away, that's not how Monster Tinder works. Here we give you a partner that works with ALL your qualities, not just the good ones. So, here you are!

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Yes, yes, I know I'm biased towards dragons, I can't help it! But I have a good reason this time!

While I think good ol' Ganny wouldn't mind a more monstrous girl given that he apparently has no issues with transforming himself into a giant demon hog and other nasty forms, a feral dragon is just too big, clunky and overall unsuited for any sort of romantic get-together. So, a dragon-humanoid hybrid, similar to Bowser's Dragonewt Princess, is what we're going for.
Dragons are known for their raw destructive strength, their longevity and of course their greed. Sound familiar? Ganondorf is nothing if not strong (hell, he is most attuned to the Triforce of Power, it doesn't get much more obvious than that), he keeps coming back no matter how many Links seal him away or kill him, and his lust for power and for the throne are a given. Of course, not all dragons are the same and they are moreso driven by a material greed, wanting to build a hoard and kidnapping princesses (ohey, that works out too!) rather than gaining control of lands.
As such Ganondorf would work best with a relatively young dragoness, mature but not one of those old fart dragons that lay around and do nothing. Perhaps a tribe leader who has recently claimed the throne, not some commonfolk that's unworthy of the mighty Gerudo King. As a fire dragon she's hot-blooded and spontaneous, eager to take on any challenge laid before her and smash through it. Her spontaneousness and lack of long-term plans would conflict a bit with Ganondorf's own way of thinking ahead and he may have to reel her in, sometimes even with his fists. And no, I'm not talking domestic violence, but a proper and honorable duel that gets her spirit burning and the adrenaline pumping, until one of them admits their defeat. It's no standard relationship to be sure, no lovey-dovey snoogly-wooglies but more a constant back-and-forth where Ganondorf will occasionally have to defend his position in that relationship, or risk having it taken from him until he can win it back. But I think Ganondorf is just the kind of guy that would like that kind of woman. Unless he left the Gerudo Tribe because he was running away from all the warrior waifus ?
In conclusion I just don't see Ganny meshing well with a feminine, soft girl, he needs one that's worthy of him. One that's every bit as strong as him, with a burning passion for things, a lust for battle... and yes, wild in the bedroom too. Probably right after those fights for dominance too, when the blood's still running hot. And when they're not fighting or fu- I mean, loving each other, they're probably going to conquer some worlds together. Multerra shall tremble!
 
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