Becoming Super! (With Side-Effects)

[Omelette Robotnik]

As the title suggests, we're gonna give ourselves a super power. Any that you might want. But the next person to reply will give you an unwanted side-effect of that power. For example, perhaps you're super strong, but you're allergic to the letter "E".

I'll start: my Super Power is mind-reading!

 

[Ridley]

Side-effect: using your power has a similar emotional effect to watching paint dry over the course of an hour.

Shapeshifting super-power!

 

[Omelette Robotnik]

I was hoping someone else would have jumped in on this, but I'll go again. Sure. XD

Side-Effect: everything you transform into is neon purple.

Super Power: Teleportation!

 

[Roy Mustang]

Side effect: you're actually creating a clone of yourself, and the old version melts into a pile of puddle to power it

Super Power: Wall-walking

 

[Omelette Robotnik]

Side Effect: Your hands and feet are covered with a viscous, brown substance which enables your wall-walking, but leaves a nasty residue and makes it difficult to do anything else with them (including wear shoes).

Super Power: My brain can access the internet!

 

[Kefka Palazzo]

k, but the interface is based on the first version of Netscape Navigator, images aren't supported, and also you can only access 4Chan.

Super Power: Flight!

 

[Omelette Robotnik]

Side-Effect: Your top speed when flying is 2.5 MPH (4 KMH).

Power: Immortality