Dante's Abyss: Quest Rewards

[Karl Jak]

@Sigmund Vrell - 10th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 435
Coin Prize Money: 6000

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Sigmund Vrell Syntech Action Figure (Series 2)'! With 'detaching arm action', Sigmund can easily one-hand wield the bayonet-equipped BFG through nothing but grit and insanity. Now equipped with a voice box, your Sigmund toy can now share the praises of Gal'skap with you at random intervals and random moments throughout the day. Good luck finding the off switch!* Don't leave for too long, or you might return to an army of fervent disciples of the Mad God!

*it's inside his skull

[note - updated 6-30-22 at 901 PM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Nico Cinder - 9th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 288
Coin Prize Money: 6000

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Nico Cinder Action Figure (Series 3)'! This ever-lovable draw-string punk doll comes equipped with a Rocket Launcher and smell faintly of nicotine and energy drinks. Better yet, as always, we've programmed this fella with all the Nico zingers and quips you've come to tolerate and maybe appreciate (we're not sure).

Misc. Prize 2 = You receive a 'Sam the Malefactor Syntech Action Figure'! This badass symbiote action figure loves to be bad, because it just makes him so happy. With shoulder-mounted Rocket Launcher, Sam is a living example that you should 'never wound what you can't kill'! With extra tentacle accessories, Sam will ensure that no wayward children, homeless mechanics, or young men off their meds wander into your turf!

[note - updated 6-30-22 at 916 PM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Lilith - 8th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 426
Coin Prize Money: 8000

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Lilith Syntech "Action Figure"'! This inflatable Lilith is human-sized, sold only in the back room of certain stores, and is certainly not acidic to your touch.*

*We here at Syntech are not afraid of low-hanging fruit

[note - updated 6-30-22 at 928 PM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Shinku (alias 'Trevor O'Skully') - 7th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 249
Coin Prize Money: 8000

Misc. Prize = You receive a '"Trevor O'Skully" Syntech Action Figure'! Equipped with a Proto Buster (with light-up action, naturally), your shadow assassin action figure is capable of blending into any and all shadows. What is the science behind this? Don't ask it... just know that it's super cool, much like your Trevor O'Skully(TM) action figure!

[note - updated 6-30-22 at 937 PM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Iris Severity (as Demetri) - 6th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 266
Coin Prize Money: 8000 (Demetri's money)

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Demetri Syntech Action Figure'! Armed with the Wingman, a pack of shiny tarot cards, and some condoms, he'll be the thief you never knew you needed in your toy arsenal. Whether you're battling villains like Mirage or Gilgamesh, you're sure to be able to woo audiences.* Want a more rugged experience? Swap out Demetri's torso for 'One Lung-ed' Demetri, and you can have all the gritty survival missions you've ever dreamed of!

*Illusions not included

[note - updated 7-2-2022 at 756 AM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Gilgamesh - 5th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Coin Prize Money: 8000 (Donated to various orphanages, pet shelters, foster organizations, and charities in the name of everyone's favorite Gold King)

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Gilgamesh Syntech Action Figure (Series 5)'! Equipped with the Infinity Gauntlet, 'Gilgathanos' will be the envy of all your friends and colleagues with his light-up fist action and assortment of smug, pre-programmed insults. Reshape reality, use your old, busted toys as extensions of the Soul Stone, and wreck everything with the Space and Power Stones! There's not limit outside of your imagination! 'Mickey Mouse (Series 3)' toy sold separately.

 

[Karl Jak]

@Anders Nazret - 4th Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 282
Coin Prize Money: 8000

Misc. Prize = You receive an 'Anders Nazrat Syntech Action Figure'! Have you heard of 'Elf on the Shelf'? Now let's tell you about "Anders, Grump on the Lump"! This angry-faced, smug swordmage is the perfect guardian your children need to ensure they don't do anything dishonorable during the holiday season. Simply set your Anders somewhere, and his piercing gaze, deep-set frown, and overall air of 'I will burn you to the ground if you so much as blink at me wrong, you descendent of a false, corrupt system' will ensure that your children will think twice before stealing cookies, sneaking out of their room, or talking back to anyone. Mustank gun sold separately (in case your kids are really awful and need actual threat of fiery elf violence).

[updated - 7-2-2022 at 813 AM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Rogue - 3rd Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 410
Coin Prize Money: 10000

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Rogue Syntech Action Figure'! The next and newest installment in our 'Syntech Girl' line of large dollies for your loved ones, Rogue will be the belle of the ball at all of your little one's tea parties, regaling everyone with her 'gruff and tumble' attitude and the fact that she takes her tea with no sugah, despite the fact that she's constantly referring to people as sweetener. With a full line of gloves (and mittens) sold as accessories, Rogue is sure to delight at all social events but make sure she's handled responsibly, as all Rogue dolls are authentic in the fact that touching her exposed plastic can result in headaches and dizziness.*

Also packaged with your Rogue doll is the accompanying children's story 'Mah Doggo ahn Ah'. Narrated in nearly uncomprehensible twang by Rogue, this story tells all about young Rogue and her doggo Aster 'back dahwn on the farm'. In this story, young Rogue and her doggo have to team up with locate homeless teenager Chara and alcoholic grifted Trevor to save an angry old lady with PTSD whose 'just trying to find my son' from famed meanie butt Jason Voorhees and his equally grumpy neighbor that he wants nothing to do with, Toga.

*Nuclear devices sold separately

[updated - 7-2-22 at 820 AM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Deadpool - 2nd Place (Dante's Abyss: Quest)

Misc. Prize = You receive a 'Deadpool Syntech Action Figure' (Series 7)! The newest addition to our 'Syntech Girl' line is Wade "Arthur Morgan" / "Deadpool" Wilson, who sports an extensive wardrobe that includes homages to many of his previous iterations, including: spandex mercenary (Series 1), vacation (Series 2), cowboy (Series 5 ), cowboy-as-soldier (Series 6), Roman Centurion (Series 7), and others as we approach the holiday seasons! Be on the lookout for numerous accessories (Deadpool dolls do not have additional storage inside -- do not try to check; you will wind up on a list). Whether he's dressed as a cowboy, a merc, a little girl, or a t-rex, Wade will be the ACTUAL belle of the ball at your little one's social gatherings.

Misc. Prize 2 = ‘Winner Medal’. You receive a solid gold medal from Syntech, which can be worn around the neck (akin to an American Medal of Honor) and symbolizes your status as a member of the winning team for this year’s event. Congratulations! This is a ‘Relic’-style item that does not drop on character death.

 

[Karl Jak]

@John Connor - 1st Place, Dante's Abyss: Quest

Participation Bonus Essence: 127
Coin Prize Money: 12000

Misc. Prize 1 = You receive a 'John Connor Syntech Action Figure (Series 2)'! This stoic action figure is the perfect emotional rock for Dante's Abyss collectors, because the majority of your collection is likely a bunch of unstable lunatics, murder-hobos, confused/scared children, and/or sociopathic monsters. General Connor comes prepackaged with a C-14 Gauss Rifle (Infinity Gauntlet and T-800 [Series 2] sold separately). When it comes time to lead the resistance, your toys will have not only their leader but also the heart and soul of their movement!

Misc. Prize 2 = You receive Infinity Gauntlet (Relic)! This gauntlet is empty/devoid of stones. Are the stones still out there?

Misc. Prize 3 = You receive the ‘Grand Champion Belt’. This championship belt (think boxing or WWE) is a ‘relic’-type item that cannot be contested for by another player. It also does not drop on character death.

[note - updated 7-2-22 at 840 AM CST]

 

[Karl Jak]

@Karl Jak

Participation Bonus Essence: 1902
Account Total Essence (DA22): 8241
+1013 Essence (785 base / 235 parti) from DA19 epilogue
Grand Total: 9261
Coin: 7000

As before, I'll likely debate internally for a few days before opting onto which account(s) to dump this to.

[note - bonus essence processed DA22 - 7-3-22 at 112 PM CST]
[note - bonus essence processed DA19 - 7-7-22 at 1015 AM CST}