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“Look, all I’m saying is that if I can stand to get out of my armor for a royal elven gala, you could stand to dress yourself in something.” Morene griped. There was a modest note of amusement in her voice, but Kopaka could tell her concerns were genuine. He had no real gauge for the decorum this situation required; he trusted that the knochten’s anxieties were genuine.
On the other hand, what would he cover himself with that would neither pinch in his mechanisms, nor freeze in place, or even fit his robotic girth?
“Oh, I have a scrumptious idea!” sang the harlequin walking next to them. Much to Morene and Kopaka’s disdain, Lieth-Shaec had somehow managed to insert themself into the quest for fancy clothes. The aeldari enby was just as striking outside of their ceremonial mask as when they were in-character. A shock-pink mohawk towered over a shower of facial piercings, strung together with electrum chains. They had exchanged their patterned holo-suit for a gaussian toga, draped over swishing parachute pants.
“Do tell.” Morene sighed.
“Teflon reinforced fabric, tailored into a simple, billowing cloak, my good fellow. Perhaps with a bit of metallic trim? Oh you’d look simply marvelous, swishing into-” the eldar playwright sang as they traipsed alongside the pair of knights. Kopaka gave the clown a hard stare. He was, by all accounts, still livid at the Harlequins’ interference with their evacuation of Raphaël from the auditorium a few weeks ago. At the same time, Arcadia was a city of freedom, and the Saedath technically hadn’t broken any laws either. These adherents of drama seemed to dance the thin line of legality with every step they took – hell, they outright enjoyed it.
But, Kopaka wasn’t about to give Lieth-Shaec the satisfaction of getting under his protodermis. On top of that, the biomech and Morene were attempting to navigate a new social circle that was not only culturally foreign, but poisonously regal. It would be foolish to spurn their insights, at least in the realm of aesthetics.
The trio stood at the threshold of a boutique shopping mall, nestled within the gilded heights of Arcadia’s Upper Quarter neighborhood. The roads, buildings and gardened dividers of this area were diligently manicured, almost to the point of being uncanny. It reminded Kopaka a lot of the richer districts of the City of Hope, except that the shop windows and eaves of the Nonan capital were choked with flirting ghosts and whimsical cantrip illusions. The sky overhead was also frustratingly perfect; the weather for the day had been scheduled for partly cloudy skies for the next three days, with a magically perfected rain-soak slated for Saturday.
The artificiality made Kopaka’s circuits crawl. In fact, he craved to be inside for once, and swept into the glossy, sliding doors of the clothier. Pleasant, soulless music trickled across a lobby filled with the latest Crossroads fashions, tastefully arranged by anatomical configuration. Kopaka’s armored feet trod conspicuously on the polished, marble flooring, prompting an eager attendant to glide towards them.
“Good afternoon! Welcome welcome to Adelaire’s Emporium. I am Pincushion, your trusty seamstress.” the kobold said with a polite bow. She stood at almost half of Kopaka and Morene’s height, and was dressed in a tail-friendly sundress with sparkling claw-shoes. Small, white tattoos adorned her green scales, and a streak of eye-shadow intensified her already deep reptilian eyes.
“Let’s get started. What’s the occasion?” she chirped.
“The Grand Ynnari Ball, to be held this Saturday evening…at the Lothwain Gardens, no less.” Lieth-Shaec hummed pleasantly. Pincushion’s tail slapped the ground in gleeful awe.
“Woww! So fancy-fancy! Alright. So new gowns for the ladies-” Pincushion started, but the elf and the knochten let out a simultaneous chuckle.
“No. No gowns for me. I am, however, looking for some new adornments for my chaperon hat. Maybe some nice cufflinks.” Morene said with a weary smile. Pincushion blinked softly, and swallowed her crop.
“O-oh! Sorry! Of course, how presumptuous. Haha, silly me! Ha! Silly!” the kobold meeped, taking a few nervous steps in place. Kopaka and Morene exchanged a non-plussed stare. Why was this creature acting like their clothing was a life or death situation? Luckily for Kopaka, he lacked the social tact to stay quiet.
“Why are you behaving so nervously? Is there some kind of threat present?” the bionicle droned. Pincushion almost jumped as she looked away from the icy warrior, and wrung her tail in a growing fit of panic.
“Haha! No! Not unless you count my sales quota to be an imminent threat. Ha!” she said with wide eyes.
A silence passed between the four of them.
“...riiiight. I’ll just look around for accessories. Kopaka will need…the most help.” Morene said, resisting the urge to pat the shaking lizard on her tiny little head. With that, the knochten and harlequin waltzed off into the racks, picking at expensive fabrics and generally sharing a nice time shopping for clothing and knick-knacks.
Kopaka, on the other hand, was not used to this type of service at all. He towered over the kobold with a cold glare. Pincushion smiled up at him and fiddled with the tip of her tail for a few moments. After a minute, she finally found the will to speak.
“So! What do…you like to wear?” she chittered.
“Nothing.” Kopaka replied. Pincushion nodded.
“Okay! Um! Well, what’s your favorite color?” she tried.
“I do not entertain such decadent preferences.” he buzzed.
“Of course you don’t! Hahaha!” Pincushion coughed. She took a breath to steel herself. She could do this. She had tailored clothing for demons, protoss, elves, even ghosts! At least, however, those customers had possessed some sort of concept of what made nice clothes…well…nice!
Kopaka watched the kobold fret for a moment, and took a breath of relaxation. The creature was trying her best, and he was perfectly aware of her difficulties.
“My elven acquaintance recommended a simple cloak, enhanced to resist my elemental output.” the Toa said in the gentlest tone he could muster.
“Oh! Certainly! We have a wonderful collection of capes and cloaks for all statures…I could bring you a few styles and then recreate those patterns in treated fabric.” Pincushion said, clapping her hands together.
“Very well.” Kopaka ceded.
He followed the bouncing kobold to a distant corner of the store, and the seamstress busied herself with grabbing a few flowing capes off of the rack. She spread four of them in front of Kopaka. One was a shimmering red, with shining floral patterns. Another was a simple, black matte. Two of them were different shades of white, but one had a shimmering velvet trim.
“Which do you like?” Pincushion smiled.
“What do you think is best?” Kopaka hummed.
Pincushion put a tiny hand on her waist, and gave the biomech a playfully stern look.
“Oh don’t play coy with me! I know you have some personal tastes somewhere in there! Just…go with your gut!” she smiled.
“I do not possess a-”
“You know what I mean!”
Kopaka rattled off a frosty breath, having been adequately chastened. He stared at the offered cloaks for a few more moments, and held up a hesitant finger. It was moments like these that he avoided social interactions as much as possible. The prospect of making a choice based on mere aesthetics or desires was terrifying. He knew that there was no such thing as an incorrect answer to the question laid before him, and yet, he turned against himself with self-doubt. He would take the whole world on his back and carry it without a moment’s pause. Why was this so difficult?
Was he simply designed to have difficulty with these things? He did not like to contemplate the circumstances of his creation. Perhaps it was that aversion, in and of itself, that repulsed him from examining his own desires.
“...this one.” he said, pointing.
Pincushion smiled, and clapped her hands together happily.
Three nights later, the three shoppers arrived at the Lothwain Gardens transported by a howling Harlequin transport vehicle, sleek and decorated with the Saedath’s trademark checkered patterns. It was a clear evening, with the clouds breaking up from the earlier scheduled rain shower just in time to create a stunning sunset. The botanical gardens were contained in a large, curving, geodesic structure.
Warm spotlights and strings of hovering LED drones lit the space in a constantly swaying cloud of flickering shadowplay. The rippling lights caught the fronds of majestic palm trees, orchids, and other alien plants as over two-hundred stunningly dressed Aeldari regents drifted along the cool, damp hydroponic pathways.
The trio disembarked from what Morene had affectionately titled the ‘clown-car’, and made their way to the entrance. A darkly-masked harlequin stagehand was there to announce them, and spoke in a thaumaturgically enhanced voice.
“Now arriving! Liege Lieth-Shaec of the Saedath Arcadia! Kopaka Mata, Toa of Ice! Dame Morene Fellon of Creedmoor!”
A short blast of harp and horn music sounded as they crossed the sliding, pressurized threshold. The blast of air ruffled their assorted finery quite pleasingly, and several elven aristocrats turned to behold the interlopers.
Lieth-Shaec had opted for a semi-transparent, lacy dress of almost ethereal lightness. Much of their slinky anatomy was barely obscured by patches of strategically placed filigree, but it didn’t leave much to the imagination. Their shock-pink mohawk had been tied together into a ceremonial Aeldari topknot, which rattled with dozens of platinum chains and trinkets.
Morene, arguably the most understated of them, entered with a pleated gambeson, tailored slops and a fairly wide chaperon hat, decorated of course with a couple of local pins and ribbons she had acquired from Adelaire’s.
Finally, there was Kopaka. In the end, he had opted for the vibrant, red, floral cloak, and even spent to have a bit of gold trim hemmed around the edges. Lieth-Shaec and Morene had both confessed that he looked outright kingly in such a bold color, which had almost dissuaded the hermetic warrior from wearing the cloak at all. In the end, however, he had been convinced to exhibit Pincushion’s work, being that she deserved to have her wares exhibited at such a high profile event.
They filed past the gawking elves, and found a secluded corner to take in the atmosphere. A waitress glided past, and offered the group a strong, but refreshing cocktail of some kind. Kopaka simply stared at his glass as it slowly frosted over.
“Well! I think I’ll leave you two be for the moment, I have some of my own carousing to attend to. Oh…and try not to let any of the Craftworlder’s lord themselves over you. You’re guests of Lady Yvraine, after all. That deserves some respect.” Lieth-Shaec nodded. Morene nodded in return, sniffing her cocktail with a small sneer.
“And where is our host?” the knochten asked pointedly.
“Oh, she’ll arrive after everyone else. Don’t worry. I’m sure she won’t go unnoticed.” the Solitaire smiled. With that, the harlequin whirled off into the gently swaying circle of dancers, and vanished.
On the other hand, what would he cover himself with that would neither pinch in his mechanisms, nor freeze in place, or even fit his robotic girth?
“Oh, I have a scrumptious idea!” sang the harlequin walking next to them. Much to Morene and Kopaka’s disdain, Lieth-Shaec had somehow managed to insert themself into the quest for fancy clothes. The aeldari enby was just as striking outside of their ceremonial mask as when they were in-character. A shock-pink mohawk towered over a shower of facial piercings, strung together with electrum chains. They had exchanged their patterned holo-suit for a gaussian toga, draped over swishing parachute pants.
“Do tell.” Morene sighed.
“Teflon reinforced fabric, tailored into a simple, billowing cloak, my good fellow. Perhaps with a bit of metallic trim? Oh you’d look simply marvelous, swishing into-” the eldar playwright sang as they traipsed alongside the pair of knights. Kopaka gave the clown a hard stare. He was, by all accounts, still livid at the Harlequins’ interference with their evacuation of Raphaël from the auditorium a few weeks ago. At the same time, Arcadia was a city of freedom, and the Saedath technically hadn’t broken any laws either. These adherents of drama seemed to dance the thin line of legality with every step they took – hell, they outright enjoyed it.
But, Kopaka wasn’t about to give Lieth-Shaec the satisfaction of getting under his protodermis. On top of that, the biomech and Morene were attempting to navigate a new social circle that was not only culturally foreign, but poisonously regal. It would be foolish to spurn their insights, at least in the realm of aesthetics.
The trio stood at the threshold of a boutique shopping mall, nestled within the gilded heights of Arcadia’s Upper Quarter neighborhood. The roads, buildings and gardened dividers of this area were diligently manicured, almost to the point of being uncanny. It reminded Kopaka a lot of the richer districts of the City of Hope, except that the shop windows and eaves of the Nonan capital were choked with flirting ghosts and whimsical cantrip illusions. The sky overhead was also frustratingly perfect; the weather for the day had been scheduled for partly cloudy skies for the next three days, with a magically perfected rain-soak slated for Saturday.
The artificiality made Kopaka’s circuits crawl. In fact, he craved to be inside for once, and swept into the glossy, sliding doors of the clothier. Pleasant, soulless music trickled across a lobby filled with the latest Crossroads fashions, tastefully arranged by anatomical configuration. Kopaka’s armored feet trod conspicuously on the polished, marble flooring, prompting an eager attendant to glide towards them.
“Good afternoon! Welcome welcome to Adelaire’s Emporium. I am Pincushion, your trusty seamstress.” the kobold said with a polite bow. She stood at almost half of Kopaka and Morene’s height, and was dressed in a tail-friendly sundress with sparkling claw-shoes. Small, white tattoos adorned her green scales, and a streak of eye-shadow intensified her already deep reptilian eyes.
“Let’s get started. What’s the occasion?” she chirped.
“The Grand Ynnari Ball, to be held this Saturday evening…at the Lothwain Gardens, no less.” Lieth-Shaec hummed pleasantly. Pincushion’s tail slapped the ground in gleeful awe.
“Woww! So fancy-fancy! Alright. So new gowns for the ladies-” Pincushion started, but the elf and the knochten let out a simultaneous chuckle.
“No. No gowns for me. I am, however, looking for some new adornments for my chaperon hat. Maybe some nice cufflinks.” Morene said with a weary smile. Pincushion blinked softly, and swallowed her crop.
“O-oh! Sorry! Of course, how presumptuous. Haha, silly me! Ha! Silly!” the kobold meeped, taking a few nervous steps in place. Kopaka and Morene exchanged a non-plussed stare. Why was this creature acting like their clothing was a life or death situation? Luckily for Kopaka, he lacked the social tact to stay quiet.
“Why are you behaving so nervously? Is there some kind of threat present?” the bionicle droned. Pincushion almost jumped as she looked away from the icy warrior, and wrung her tail in a growing fit of panic.
“Haha! No! Not unless you count my sales quota to be an imminent threat. Ha!” she said with wide eyes.
A silence passed between the four of them.
“...riiiight. I’ll just look around for accessories. Kopaka will need…the most help.” Morene said, resisting the urge to pat the shaking lizard on her tiny little head. With that, the knochten and harlequin waltzed off into the racks, picking at expensive fabrics and generally sharing a nice time shopping for clothing and knick-knacks.
Kopaka, on the other hand, was not used to this type of service at all. He towered over the kobold with a cold glare. Pincushion smiled up at him and fiddled with the tip of her tail for a few moments. After a minute, she finally found the will to speak.
“So! What do…you like to wear?” she chittered.
“Nothing.” Kopaka replied. Pincushion nodded.
“Okay! Um! Well, what’s your favorite color?” she tried.
“I do not entertain such decadent preferences.” he buzzed.
“Of course you don’t! Hahaha!” Pincushion coughed. She took a breath to steel herself. She could do this. She had tailored clothing for demons, protoss, elves, even ghosts! At least, however, those customers had possessed some sort of concept of what made nice clothes…well…nice!
Kopaka watched the kobold fret for a moment, and took a breath of relaxation. The creature was trying her best, and he was perfectly aware of her difficulties.
“My elven acquaintance recommended a simple cloak, enhanced to resist my elemental output.” the Toa said in the gentlest tone he could muster.
“Oh! Certainly! We have a wonderful collection of capes and cloaks for all statures…I could bring you a few styles and then recreate those patterns in treated fabric.” Pincushion said, clapping her hands together.
“Very well.” Kopaka ceded.
He followed the bouncing kobold to a distant corner of the store, and the seamstress busied herself with grabbing a few flowing capes off of the rack. She spread four of them in front of Kopaka. One was a shimmering red, with shining floral patterns. Another was a simple, black matte. Two of them were different shades of white, but one had a shimmering velvet trim.
“Which do you like?” Pincushion smiled.
“What do you think is best?” Kopaka hummed.
Pincushion put a tiny hand on her waist, and gave the biomech a playfully stern look.
“Oh don’t play coy with me! I know you have some personal tastes somewhere in there! Just…go with your gut!” she smiled.
“I do not possess a-”
“You know what I mean!”
Kopaka rattled off a frosty breath, having been adequately chastened. He stared at the offered cloaks for a few more moments, and held up a hesitant finger. It was moments like these that he avoided social interactions as much as possible. The prospect of making a choice based on mere aesthetics or desires was terrifying. He knew that there was no such thing as an incorrect answer to the question laid before him, and yet, he turned against himself with self-doubt. He would take the whole world on his back and carry it without a moment’s pause. Why was this so difficult?
Was he simply designed to have difficulty with these things? He did not like to contemplate the circumstances of his creation. Perhaps it was that aversion, in and of itself, that repulsed him from examining his own desires.
“...this one.” he said, pointing.
Pincushion smiled, and clapped her hands together happily.
Three nights later, the three shoppers arrived at the Lothwain Gardens transported by a howling Harlequin transport vehicle, sleek and decorated with the Saedath’s trademark checkered patterns. It was a clear evening, with the clouds breaking up from the earlier scheduled rain shower just in time to create a stunning sunset. The botanical gardens were contained in a large, curving, geodesic structure.
Warm spotlights and strings of hovering LED drones lit the space in a constantly swaying cloud of flickering shadowplay. The rippling lights caught the fronds of majestic palm trees, orchids, and other alien plants as over two-hundred stunningly dressed Aeldari regents drifted along the cool, damp hydroponic pathways.
The trio disembarked from what Morene had affectionately titled the ‘clown-car’, and made their way to the entrance. A darkly-masked harlequin stagehand was there to announce them, and spoke in a thaumaturgically enhanced voice.
“Now arriving! Liege Lieth-Shaec of the Saedath Arcadia! Kopaka Mata, Toa of Ice! Dame Morene Fellon of Creedmoor!”
A short blast of harp and horn music sounded as they crossed the sliding, pressurized threshold. The blast of air ruffled their assorted finery quite pleasingly, and several elven aristocrats turned to behold the interlopers.
Lieth-Shaec had opted for a semi-transparent, lacy dress of almost ethereal lightness. Much of their slinky anatomy was barely obscured by patches of strategically placed filigree, but it didn’t leave much to the imagination. Their shock-pink mohawk had been tied together into a ceremonial Aeldari topknot, which rattled with dozens of platinum chains and trinkets.
Morene, arguably the most understated of them, entered with a pleated gambeson, tailored slops and a fairly wide chaperon hat, decorated of course with a couple of local pins and ribbons she had acquired from Adelaire’s.
Finally, there was Kopaka. In the end, he had opted for the vibrant, red, floral cloak, and even spent to have a bit of gold trim hemmed around the edges. Lieth-Shaec and Morene had both confessed that he looked outright kingly in such a bold color, which had almost dissuaded the hermetic warrior from wearing the cloak at all. In the end, however, he had been convinced to exhibit Pincushion’s work, being that she deserved to have her wares exhibited at such a high profile event.
They filed past the gawking elves, and found a secluded corner to take in the atmosphere. A waitress glided past, and offered the group a strong, but refreshing cocktail of some kind. Kopaka simply stared at his glass as it slowly frosted over.
“Well! I think I’ll leave you two be for the moment, I have some of my own carousing to attend to. Oh…and try not to let any of the Craftworlder’s lord themselves over you. You’re guests of Lady Yvraine, after all. That deserves some respect.” Lieth-Shaec nodded. Morene nodded in return, sniffing her cocktail with a small sneer.
“And where is our host?” the knochten asked pointedly.
“Oh, she’ll arrive after everyone else. Don’t worry. I’m sure she won’t go unnoticed.” the Solitaire smiled. With that, the harlequin whirled off into the gently swaying circle of dancers, and vanished.