Conrad slipped into the Whispering Tankard soon after midnight, the open door and low-hanging moon framing his silhouette in a foolscap rectangle of pale light. The bar’s patrons stared at him as he sidled up to the counter. He patted himself down in a futile attempt to look presentable, dust and slivers of glass falling freely from his torn and smoldering clothes. With great effort, he pulled himself up onto a human-sized stool and pulled a pouch of coins from a deep pocket.
The encounter with Ajax Whittaker weighed heavily on Conrad’s mind. Not for the first time, and likely not for the last, he cursed his insatiable curiosity. Of all his less than reputable traits, his inability to let sleeping dogs lie had landed him in the stickiest situations by far. Now he had made an enemy of the old merchant, by all accounts a formidable man with an extensive reach into Karim’s criminal underbelly. The halfling would have to look over his shoulder for quite a while before feeling safe in his usual haunts.
“Why if it ain’t Conrad fucking Jamboy,” boomed a familiar voice, pulling the halfling from his contemplations. “How are ye, ye little runt?”
Conrad bristled and looked up. “Evening, Davroar.”
The barrel-chested bartender approached. Davroar Milner was a huge man, with hands like dinner plates and a shock of greasy black hair. Known to indulge in potent herbs, he regarded Conrad with heavy-lidded eyes and an almost feral grin. He looked the halfling up and down, and his grin grew wider. “Looks like ye been through a war, pipsqueak.”
“More or less,” Conrad huffed. “You should have seen the other guy.”
Davroar offered his characteristic belly laugh, the resounding chuckles drawing the curious looks of more than a few nearby drinkers. “What’ll it be, small fry?”
“Something to make me forget.” The halfling rubbed his bruised jaw, wincing. He wondered if the guard who cushioned his fall had survived the night. He wondered if any of the six men who let him slip through their fingers had survived the night, for that matter. But most of all, he wondered about his next move. Clearly he had underestimated the sphere of influence of Ajax Whittaker. No doubt, the merchant would seek revenge, in one form or another. Seeing as they both dealt in poisons, that seemed the most gratifying solution for the old man. Then again, Conrad knew poisons better than anything, and wasn’t likely to be fooled. The entire line of thinking made his head hurt.
A minute later, a frothing pint glass and a shot glass slid in front of him. “The little one’s on me, little one,” Davroar snickered, turning away.
“Much obliged,” Conrad muttered. He eyed the drink warily. Logically, he knew Ajax couldn’t possibly have caught up to him so quickly, much less convinced the portly bartender, who was a long-time acquaintance if not a friend, to spike his liquor. But still he hesitated, worried that, even if the drink was clean, dulling his senses at a time like this might not be the wisest decision.
In the end, as he always did, Conrad took up the shot glass and tossed back the strong drink, coughing and spluttering. Somewhere across the room, Davroar’s booming laughter echoed back at him. The halfling glowered, settling back into his contemplations.
*****
The pastel hues of dawn lit up the sky when Conrad staggered out of the bar, his head swimming with incoherent thoughts. He squinted as he stared up at the bright sky, before dropping to his knees and spilling his guts into the gutter.
“Son of a bitch,” the halfling groaned, when the contents of his stomach had been completely emptied. As he did every time he left the Whispering Tankard, he vowed never to set foot back in the place—to give up drinking entirely, in fact. Then he laughed at the absurdity of it all. Miraculously, as he descended deeper and deeper into the bottle over the past several hours, none of Ajax Whittaker’s goons had showed up to haul him back to the merchant’s mansion. Perhaps, he mused, the man had been more bluster than true cunning.
Climbing back to his feet, he walked down the alley running parallel to the Whispering Tankard, sidestepping piled trash and snoring bums, humming a discordant tune. All he wanted to do now was get back to Gulliver, his beloved ship, engage its stealth mode to keep out any unwanted visitors, and sleep the day away, just like he always did. Parked in a subterranean lot a few blocks away, a lot owned by none other than Davroar Milner, the ship was his pride and joy—the one possession he could truly call his own, since his alchemy shop had been shut down years before after a run-in with a particularly vindictive guildmaster. Now it served both as his home and his primary means of income.
Yes, Conrad thought with a sigh, he had certainly fallen far from the height of his power those years before. Aside from a handful of contacts and good old Gulliver, he could hardly be called a criminal at all.
Approaching the lot, he reached into the pocket that held his ID card, which gave him access to the building. He rifled around for several long seconds, feeling every inch of the coarse fabric, his panic growing.
Empty. The rest of his pockets yielded the same results. Sometime between leaving his ship the prior evening and returning to it now, he had lost the card.
With one balled fist, he pounded on the door. After a few moments, he pounded again, more insistently. Finally the halfling heard shuffling from within the building.
“Coming, coming!” a voice rang out. “If that’s you, Conrad, I’m gonna skin you alive. Always losing that fucking card.”
“Just open up, Fenny!” Conrad called back, rolling his eyes.
The door creaked open and an emerald green eye peered out, crackling with rage. “Five o’clock in the fucking morning, Conrad. I ought to let you sleep in the road! An old woman needs her beauty sleep.”
“Old?” Conrad echoed, slipping right into his charismatic alter ego. “Why madam, you don’t look a solitary day over thirty.” When the door cracked open to reveal decrepit old Maggie Fennister, both of the old friends shared a hearty laugh.
Older than dirt, Maggie hunched low, held up only by a rickety cane. Still, she regarded Conrad with the lively green eyes of a much younger woman. “Gods above, Conrad,” she said, taking in his filthy, disheveled clothes and bruised face, “what mess have you gotten yourself into this time?”
“Merely a disagreement.” They both knew Conrad was lying, but the little halfling had always had a penchant for downplaying his dangerous situations.
“Disagreement indeed,” the woman cackled skeptically. “Well, get your ass to bed then. We’ll talk about it at supper.” With that she turned away, hobbling off back to her small apartment behind the lot’s office with a loud yawn.
Conrad grinned, looking forward to a shower and a warm bed. He would worry about finding his key later. Likely it had slipped from his pocket in the Whispering Tankard. He winced when he thought of the ribbing he would receive from Davroar when he inevitably returned to the bar the next night, wasting his few coins on another round of heavy drinking. His furry feet padded along the corridor to the elevator. Descending a floor to the small lot, where a handful of ships and other vehicles huddled beneath the retractable ceiling that allowed them to take to the sky or the street, he ran a hand through his curly brown hair, groaning when they came back smeared with blood. He turned the corner into the lot, as he had done so many times before, where the familiar hulking form of Gulliver would greet him.
Except the ship wasn’t there. The halfling’s eyes bulged as he scampered across the lot to the same spot where Gulliver was always parked. He glanced wildly around the room, wondering if—praying that—he had landed somewhere else after his last supply run, before settling on a folded piece of thick paper right in the middle of his usual spot. His stomach lurched. He felt he might vomit again on the spot as he bent down and picked up the piece of paper, unfolding it, although he already knew what it would say. His fears were confirmed when his ID card fell free and clattered to the ground.
Trembling from head to toe, the halfling dropped to his knees and threw his head back with an agonized wail, the letter, with its neat cursive writing, drifting down to the floor in front of him.
I warned you, Conrad—your entire world will crumble around you. —AW
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