I'm throwing down the Gauntlet, New Babylon! Hisoka is coming, and he's coming for your King's head. What will you do? Will you stand and fight for your honor? Or will you cower in fear?
In all seriousness, looking for a friendly fight with you guys. While Hisoka is only really interested in Gilgamesh, any and all of you are welcome to gang up on me, if you'd like. It'd be a nice opportunity to see how lopsided group fights work around here.
"But Jeff," you're probably asking. "What's in it for us? We have all these relics and you ain't got shit. Why should we agree to fight you, when we're taking on all the risk?"
Well, I'm glad you asked, Probably Cho. So, let me lay it out for ya.
In the event you guys win:
1) Hisoka will remain dead, never to threaten you again. In addition, any other character I make will also leave you alone (outside of site events).
2) I will switch him for a character that will join your Faction and very a 100% active and supportive member, defending you from the likes of Alex and Jacob.
3) I will do one embarrassing RL thing of your choice (that isn't illegal) and send you photographic proof of its completion.
In the event I win (unlikely, considering my track record):
1) Hisoka will still never again threaten you, but mostly because he'll look down on ya forever. And my other characters will also leave you alone, for other reasons.
2) I won't take a single Relic or Trinket from any defeated members of the Faction. You can bring them and use them without worry.
3) I dunno. Maybe I'll have Vic dress up in a speedo and do a little dance.
How's that? Sounds like a win/win to me. Feel free to negotiate the terms, if you'd like. The fight can start on your timeframe, under your rules, and with a venue of your choice. So, accept a good ol' fight with your good ol' friend, wouldja?
In all seriousness, looking for a friendly fight with you guys. While Hisoka is only really interested in Gilgamesh, any and all of you are welcome to gang up on me, if you'd like. It'd be a nice opportunity to see how lopsided group fights work around here.
"But Jeff," you're probably asking. "What's in it for us? We have all these relics and you ain't got shit. Why should we agree to fight you, when we're taking on all the risk?"
Well, I'm glad you asked, Probably Cho. So, let me lay it out for ya.
In the event you guys win:
1) Hisoka will remain dead, never to threaten you again. In addition, any other character I make will also leave you alone (outside of site events).
2) I will switch him for a character that will join your Faction and very a 100% active and supportive member, defending you from the likes of Alex and Jacob.
3) I will do one embarrassing RL thing of your choice (that isn't illegal) and send you photographic proof of its completion.
In the event I win (unlikely, considering my track record):
1) Hisoka will still never again threaten you, but mostly because he'll look down on ya forever. And my other characters will also leave you alone, for other reasons.
2) I won't take a single Relic or Trinket from any defeated members of the Faction. You can bring them and use them without worry.
3) I dunno. Maybe I'll have Vic dress up in a speedo and do a little dance.
How's that? Sounds like a win/win to me. Feel free to negotiate the terms, if you'd like. The fight can start on your timeframe, under your rules, and with a venue of your choice. So, accept a good ol' fight with your good ol' friend, wouldja?
