Twelve days ago…
“Knock over the Hell Diver castle, right. Princess dipshit.” Elise muttered as she walked away from the briefing room. The vampire had given Azula her day to negotiate with Altanis, and nothing had come of it. Strazio had not been healed, and the centaur’s cooperation with the Miniskirt agenda was tenuous at best.
She stormed down the moist, darkly lit hallways of Fortress Briggs with a frustrated grimace. The next week was going to be extremely unpredictable - the Miniskirts were stretched thin, and they had little support to fall back on in the face of multiple warfronts.
Strazio needed to survive. That was her primary goal; the game was irrelevant. There was only one thing on the island that could truly save him at this point, and its owner wouldn’t part with it willingly. She would need the crown of Gilgamesh.
Elise hadn’t stuck around with Teen Spirit in the aftermath of the Temple siege long enough to witness the full powers of the artefact, but the rumors were clear enough. It had some sort of healing properties, and that was all she needed to know.
The vampire turned towards the barracks to find Scathach. She would need her most loyal troops to pull off this heist. People who knew the stakes and had remained trustworthy even in the face of Gilgamesh’s betrayal.
Y’know, people who hated him.
With a swish of her navy trenchcoat, Elise rounded the corner to the personnel quarters of Fortress Briggs, and began gathering her retinue.
By the time two days had passed, they had infiltrated the town of Uxmal and began trying to radicalize the occupied village against Babylonia. It wasn’t particularly hard; most of the neutral territories hated all of the invading armies with equal rancor. The fact that Boss Mouse had sent conscripted civilians into combat against the Armada certainly didn’t help things.
Before anything could come of the sedition, however, Uxmal was unceremoniously evacuated to the checkpoint south of town. By this point, Elise and her spies had managed to fully integrate themselves as civilians - to remain behind would have been conspicuous. The trudged along with their unknowing sheep flock south to the Babylonian holdings. Elise even helped a young seamstress by the name of Takil carry and tend to her two young toddlers, carrying them for miles at a time.
Don’t get attached. None of this is real.
That’s what she kept telling herself.
A fresh blood supply was a problem, of course. She had started to ration her own feedings out of pure necessity to avoid depleting the strength of her own troops. Not all of them were willing to share, or fond, of their vampire General...but others were surprisingly generous.
Scathach, the girl with the thick brogue from Cevanti, volunteered the most frequently.
As the two women sat under a hastily constructed tarp shelter, alongside murmuring townsfolk and bawling children, Elise furtively sucked on the scout’s bleeding shoulder in the shadows. At a glance, the two were simply napping, leaning on one another for support. The sound of rain rattling on the nylon fabric overhead was soothing, and despite her barely slaked hunger, Elise was feeling drowsy.
All of that changed as a yellow-clad soldier threw open the tent flap, causing the assembled civilians and intermixed Armada agents to shield their eyes. Elise averted her gaze and drew her hood up as Scathach rolled down her shirt sleeve. It was Pater, one of Gilgamesh’s most loyal soldiers...someone who would easily recognize both of them.
But he wasn’t here to snoop.
“Citizens of Uxmal, and beloved subjects of King Gilgamesh!” the elite soldier boomed, “...It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that the squabbling, mongrel forces of the Hell Divers and Miniskirt Armada have laid waste to your village. Your homes lie in ruin...but fear not-!” he boomed, but was quickly cut off by a collective cry of outrage.
Village elders, mothers, farmers, all of them unwilling pawns of this stupid game launched to their feet in a flurry of wailing and angry questions. Elise tugged on Scathach’s arm and nodded to the back of the tent.
The two slipped outside, where another two disguised Armada spies met them.
“Colins. Laszlo. That true about Uxmal?” Elise murmured. Colins, a young man in his early twenties with a shaved head and baby blue eyes nodded grimly.
“‘Fraid so.”
Don’t get attached. None of this is real. What are Takil and her kids going to do? Is Gilgamesh gonna send the mother into combat? Elise shook her head slightly.
“Alright. Anything else?”
Colins nodded, and slipped the general a sealed missive lifted from the checkpoint’s mail room.
“Gilly is still at the Fort. Might be moving soon. Do we stay put?” Laszlo whispered. A cluster of garrison guards bustled past them, and Elise buried her face into Laszlo’s chest, pretending to sob. He tapped her on the back when they had passed. As their muddy bootsteps faded into the general rabble of the refugees, Elise growled.
“No. We need to keep track of his movements. We need to mobilize by the end of the day. Spread the word.” the vampire said softly. The other three Armada spies nodded and quickly dispersed. As Elise marched back into the fracas of panicking townsfolk, it occurred to her that she should check in with Takil and the twins.
But she didn’t.
That evening, Fort Enkidu loomed on the horizon as a jagged shadow against the rosy ocean sunset. The Miniskirt infiltrators were tired from the rapid marching, but also glad to be rid of the squalor of Uxmal’s doomed refugees. Scathach trotted up to Elise as she squinted at the flickering, candle lit windows in the distance. The vampire had to admit, the amount of stamina the rose-haired woman possessed was astounding, especially considering she was missing several ounces of blood.
“A few tweaks hither ‘n yon, but nay that we cannae work around. She still has the same floorplan as when we laid ‘er down.” the scout panted. Elise nodded softly and motioned to Colins.
“Let’s not waste time then. Tell the others to leave the heavy gear in hidden caches and take our climbing tools. I know just the spot.” Elise smiled. Soon she would have the crown in hand, and she would be one step closer to ending this stupid game.
But that’s not what happened. The next day, the Fortress was suspiciously devoid of activity. Elise, of course had taken it as an opportunity and was snooping around in Fort Enkidu’s trash. She suddenly heard a patter of bootsteps behind her, and instinctively pulled out the ten-blade she had come to refer to as her ‘battle scalpel’. She tucked it away just as quickly as Laszlo came skidding into the rubbish pit. His long black hair was disheveled.
“General! We have to go!” he urged in a loud whisper.
“Go where? What?” Elise blinked. Laszlo rushed forwards and grabbed her by the arm.
“The fuck, dude?! Let go-” she cried, but was silenced by an immense explosion that rocked the fort. She stopped resisting and sprinted out through the rear passages as the entire fortress began to shake itself apart.
Other Miniskirt spies fell in behind them as they pelted towards the external ramparts. Rubble and stone crumbled from the ceiling in great sloughs, and the hallway began to collapse as they run. Elise skidded to a stop and waved the other spies past her.
“Go. Go!” she screamed. The other few Armada infiltrators ran past as golden blurs, as the wizard vampire raised her hands and incanted a spell, inaudible over the destruction.
A shimmering disc of protective magic snapped into existence, sealing the hallway shut as a final explosion thundered against it. But it held. Elise staggered backwards as a ponderous cloud of dust began to choke the passage, and made her way outside.
“Well shit. We miss the memo today?” Elise breathed. She was bent over, with her hands on her knees. Too close. Too damn close. The thunderous destruction had silenced even the normally incessant jungle birds, leaving only the distant sound of settling rubble and ocean waves to fill the void.
“Guess so. But I did score these.” a young soldier said. Elise didn’t recognize them, but gladly took the shredded scraps of intelligence. She immediately snarled, crumpled them up, and threw them into the damp moss.
“Missed him again. Everyone take some time to catch your breath. Colins! Is Colins here?” Elise shouted. The baby-faced man staggered out from the shaken pack, covered in a layer of sandy grit.
“Present.” he sputtered.
“Scathach! C’mon girl, I know you got legs!” the vampire cried. Her voice was hoarse, but the red haired, amazonian youth came springing down the hill with a grin.
“Just glad you made it out, m'eudail! I’ve n’er seen a goth run so fast before!” she giggled, patting the vampire on the shoulder.
Elise breathed a sigh of relief, and chuckled softly...before shaking herself out of the sense of affection welling up inside of her.
Don’t get attached. None of this is real.
“Bring me a grid map. Laszlo, take a head count. He’s not going to get away.” she snarled.
And so, the hunt resumed. Gilgamesh was just half a day ahead of them, if that. It was clear that they had built a new fortress north of the temple. Based on the various supply notes and letters of communication they had pilfered, they were able to pinpoint its location quite nicely. Elise and her infiltrators had the scent now, and the ensuing day’s march carried a sort of predatory thrill as they closed in on the new headquarters.
By the second day, they had located the structure. The conglomeration of spies and assassins were hunkered down on a rocky hill just east of the estimated location. Although, it wasn’t much of an estimate anymore. Various scouts and spies munched on stolen Babylonian rations as Elise and her trusted advisors planned their next move.
“That’s his play.” Scathach whispered as they hunched down behind a fallen log. They had the grid map spread out in front of them, and were comparing against the river that snaked along the lush forest below their current outcrop. The pinnacles of a Babylonian fortress were just visible over the tree line.
“Their artillery fire catches anyone tryin’ tae go straight south. Clowns. Divers. Miniskirts. They want us to assume the other Fort is still standin’.” she concluded. Elise nodded softly. She didn’t really care. The point of the entire competition was long behind her - she just hoped that Strazio hadn’t been further assassinated at this point.
“Well, spread the word. Tomorrow we move in.” Elise growled. She leered at the distant towers, and spat a wad into the dirt. For someone so glorious and pompous as Gilgamesh, the King had been surprisingly squirrely.
“...knew I shoulda put an Ephemeris on him when I had the chance...”
There was little else to be discussed, aside from how to get into the place. This new fortress, whatever it was called, was completely different from the location Elise had helped plan and design. Luckily, some things remained consistent across ancient Sumerian fortification design. Chiefly, the need for a steady supply of slaves.
The jungles of the island’s midlands were awash with packs of destitute, displaced villagers seeking for a safe haven from the marauding armies invited here by Syntech. The prospects of living a life of servitude in the palace of the King was preferable to being impaled by clowns, or used as human shields. The forces under Elise’s command, already having experience posing as asteroid natives, trickled into the fort over the course of a few days, along with waves of both volunteered and ‘acquired’ menial laborers.
Takil and her twins were not among them. Elise had done her best to forget about the woman and her twins, but the thought of their plight gripped her. What mattered was to end this competition as quickly as possible.
After fully integrating into the new fortification, it became apparent that there was something off about the place. Scathach, Colins and Laszlo regularly came to her with reports from all corners of Gilgamesh’s new palace, indicating that they felt they were being watched. Rumors of flamethrowers on the upper floors, of chills up and down the spine when spies moved alone through the halls. Something was wrong here, but what mattered was that Gilgamesh was known to be parading himself around in the upper reaches of the citadel’s towers.
So close...but just out of reach.
Naturally, the vampiric wizard set to work right away with trying to discern this sense of unease and paranoia. Perhaps some sort of scrying spell? Patrols of invisible spirits of some kind? The Urban Lich and Izaneus were both well-versed in the kinds of rituals that could lend arcane security to the place.
On the third night of their infiltration, Laszlo moved in next to Elise as she worked away scrubbing the King’s ornate, golden tableware in the dungeons of the hidden bulwark. The washing room was fairly clean, due to the fresh construction of the fortification, but dimly lit and dismal nonetheless. Furtive, flickering oil lit illuminated the vampire as she worked; the spitting image of some chiaroscuro serving maid wilting away in archaic servitude.
“More artillery fire today. Rumor is that the fortress is gunning on Azula and a massive army.” he muttered.
Elise scoffed.
“Tch. Guess Princess finally made her move. Hopefully she followed the plan.” the vampire said with a dour shake of her head. Laszlo sighed conspicuously.
“Don’t...think so. That outpost where they were keeping the Uxmal runners? Flattened. They blew themselves up tryna fight the Burning Legion.” Laszlo breathed.
Elise froze in her scrubbing for a moment. She looked down at the gently fizzing soap fuzz on her pallid hands. The murky water offered a dim reflection of her own, distorted red eyes. A vision flashed through her mind of Takil holding Kimil and Otoztla close as fire rained down around them. An anguished, imagined scream squirmed through her heart like a hot needle.
Don’t get attached. None of this is real.
…
Don’t get attached. None of this is real, dammit!
“Dammit.” Elise said through grit teeth. “L...losses?”
“Big. The gunners sounded like they were having a field day.” her fellow spy grumbled.
Now Elise’s thoughts turned to Strazio. Surely Azula had taken the albino magus along with her. He was on his last legs...one wrong mortar shot and he would be obliterated. Despite not needing the oxygen, the vampire began to heave in deep, shuddering breaths. She couldn’t afford to lose Strazio. What he had inside of him was more precious than the most hidden firmaments of arcana. He had answers that had plagued her since she had been old enough to ask the question of her origins.
“So much for a Temple sneak attack...Miniskirt Armada lookin’ more like a Miniskirt parade these days…” Laszlo sneered. Elise nodded for a moment, before slamming down her scrub brush. The clatter and splash drew the attention of the single guard in the room, who cleared his throat with all the menace a Babylonian shlub could muster.
“Back to work, refugee. Your stay under the King’s grace isn’t-” he was cut off as Elise crossed the room like a shadow and put the piggish man in an iron chokehold. He gagged softly as they went to the ground, before finally passing out with a sucking gasp. She checked his pulse; still alive.
Laszlo stood frozen by the wash basin with round eyes.
“Fucking...low profile?!” he snapped. Elise held up an angry finger, silencing her comrade.
“Get the word around to the others to uncache the explosives and move into position. We’re making our move tonight.”
“Tonight? But we still don’t-” Laszlo protested, but Elise motioned for him to zip it.
“No more bullshit. This whole thing has gone too far. Plant. Bombs.” the vampire snapped with a dangerous tilt of the chin. With that, she swept out of the room and stormed up into the castle proper. Other guards tried to stop her of course, but when she pulled her hood down they balked.
“Y-you! Lieuten...I mean...uh! Alarm! Infiltrators! Spies!” the Babylonian soldier cried. Elise rolled her eyes and shouted over the outcry.
“Shut up, Oliver. I’m here to talk. Wake up Gilgamesh and tell him Elise wants to talk.”
There was, of course, much pomp and grandstanding to be had as Elise was put in chains and restraints before being show boated into Gilgamesh’s audience chamber like a prisoner about to beg for her life. The wide, brown-marble hallway was dressed in ferns and a chromatic panoply of colorful silks. Braziers of scented oil along the walls filled the dark, night air with a fragrant haze. In the grand scheme of things, Elise supposed that she was technically doing this, but despite his arrogance, Gilgamesh was still shrewd.
The gilded king sat looking simultaneously smug and enraged as she clattered her way before him across a red carpet. The King languished on a heavily cushioned throne, dressed in his white cotton evening clothes. It was a show of fearlessness - no need to wear armor in front of a shackled prisoner.
His face split into a wicked sneer as she was shoved to her knees in front of him.
“Elise…” he drawled softly. “...the rags of a peasant suit you. I was wondering when you and your verminous cronies would come out of hiding.”
The vampire sighed loudly, which earned her a drubbing across the cheek from Pater, who was standing guard over her.
“Show some respect to the King!” he barked. Gilgamesh held up a hand to stay further wrath from the hulking elite.
“Come now, Pater. Let the bloodsucker dig her own grave. Speak your mind, parasite.” the King hummed.
“Well, first and foremost, I apologize.” Elise said. Gilgamesh’s eyebrows flickered upwards in genuine surprise for a moment.
“You do know what you’re doing, after all. I’m sorry I doubted your tactics. You got mad chops.” Elise nodded. Gilgamesh seemed genuinely unsure of how to respond, but only for a fraction of a second.
“This is true, although I should be thankful that Azula was so willing to march your forces straight into our zone of control. You have not come to defect, so why the pretense? You have little to bargain with, and I don’t need your help.” Gilgamesh said cooly. Elise shook her head and chuckled slightly.
“Don’t you? Come on, King; you were barely able to garrison this fort, and you sent just as many along with Mustang to steal Pandaemonium. That’s why you had to blow up Enkidu. You’re stretched pretty thin, be real.” Elise chuckled.
Gilgamesh remained silent, and considered her words.
“Think as you’d like.” he finally retorted, nonchalantly.
“Right, so how long do you figure until the Hell Divers turn on you like they did us? Probably after the clown gets squashed, word?” Elise hummed.
“Your point?” the king snapped back. He was starting to put some bite into his words now. Elise maintained a blithe, tranquil smile.
“The Miniskirts are falling apart, you know that. But Azula is ready to throw every last body we have at the temple. Bad action, dude. You’ll probably win, both sides take losses...it’s dumb. I’m over it with this last stand, suicide run bullshit. Our forces barely care about the Miniskirt flag anymore, and the guns here made things even worse.” Elise said, she looked up at Gilgamesh, and met his familiar red smolder with her own once again.
“I’ll go talk to ‘em. Not sure about Azula and John, but...most of them will probably be chill about it.” Elise shrugged. Gilgamesh rolled his eyes.
“I do not need them to be ‘chill’ about it, Elise. I need their loyalty and their zeal.” Gilgamesh squinted. Elise shrugged again.
“That’s your job, not mine. All I can promise is to start a conversation.” she said. There was a note of finality in her voice that did not invite further argument. The King decided to press elsewhere.
“Your terms? It is getting late, and I wish to hurry along your execution once your due audience is finished.” he sighed.
“Well, you know me and my crew are here. Maybe you even know bombs are being set as we speak. Might get most of them...but all of them? Then what? We get into a big old fight and mess this place up? More stupid shit. How many people can you afford to lose right now?” the wizard responded. A small murmur went up in the courtroom, causing various servants to cast nervous glances among themselves. A few guards took up calls to sweep the fortress...some of whom were her own embedded spies. She grinned, in direct opposition to Gilgamesh’s scowl.
“This is your bargaining chip? A threat of death and destruction? Against me?!” Gilgamesh said, sitting up straight.
“No, that just keeps us talking. After all, you have a reputation for shooting the messenger.” Elise chuckled. Gilgamesh scowled more intensely, if such a thing was possible, but remained silent.
“What I really want is the lives of three Miniskirt lieutenants. Strazio Rockwell, Gamzee Makara, and Nico Cinder. Strazio gets a turn on your fancy, shiny hat too. He’s a bit beat up and I need him alive.” Elise said, keeping an unblinking stare locked onto the King. Gilgamesh adjusted himself on his throne, and rubbed his fingers together pensively.
“...you’re playing a dangerous hand, mongrel. But I can see that you aren’t bluffing, at least.” the King said in a flat, humorless tone. He considered the situation for a long moment.
“...and after you have...secured this hypothetical surrender? Surely you don’t expect me to trust you in my army. I have standards for those who serve me.” Gilgamesh scoffed.
“Holy shit dude…” Elise sucked in a sharp breath. The fucking attitude with this guy. Had she not spied and infiltrated her way through his entire territory for the past week and a half? The vampire released the breath slowly and quelled her rancor.
“I need Strazio alive, and this competition is over as soon as possible. I’m not even playing the same game as the rest of you at this point.”
The two former allies regarded each other with gently simmering resentment for a moment, but the conversation was laid bare.
“...but you do me this solid, and I’d owe you a few favors. Yeah?” Elise concluded with a sly smile. Gilgamesh did not return the smile, but inclined his chin ever so slightly. His eyes flicked over to the side of the room, where a sudden commotion had broken out.
Scathach had thrown off her disguise and had tried to dash onto the red carpet. Her eyes were wild with anger, and two of Gilgamesh’s praetorian guards were holding her back.
“Filthy...dirty...vampire traitor! I let you feed from me! You promised were gonnae humiliate this fuckin’ twat ‘n now we’re…” Scathach shrieked as she twisted in her chains. Elise swallowed a hard lump in her throat, and glanced at the King. She could feel the cold grip of his venom as he smiled wickedly and gestured towards the thrashing Armada loyalist.
“Well, Elise? Go on. Get her to...chill.” Gilgamesh chuckled. Elise stood up and took a measured pace towards the wild-eyed girl.
“A month ago you hated Gilgamesh because he was blindly throwing lives away! Now the Miniskirts are doing the same! I can’t...I can’t do this anymore Scathach!” Elise pleaded.
“Tha’s because yer a pompous twat civilian playin’ at bein’ a soldier!” Scathach seethed back. Angry spittle flew from her bared teeth as she reeled against the restraints.
“For some of us, this is our job! This is our life! I pledged my life-”
“-to fight the Unmade on Cevanti you idiot! I fucking hate humans!” Elise screamed back. She got closer to Scathach who was trying to bite the shoulder pads of the royal guards. Vampires couldn’t cry...their bodies were dry and lifeless aside from the black ichor of their veins. But Elise could feel the burning weight behind her eyes nonetheless.
“Scathach please. Please. We’re getting nowhere here. Not with this mindset.” she continued. Scathach refused to meet Elise’s eyes, but ceased her frantic struggles.
“We already lost. We don’t need to die too. Not like this...not for something meaningless. It’s just anger. Let it go.” Elise pressed. The gaelic amazon refused to meet Elise’s gaze, and spit on the ground in front of her. She barked a final, angry invective as she was pulled out of the chamber
“Aye...no sense dyin’ for honorless scum. Not you. Not him.” she hissed, nodding at Gilgamesh on his throne. The vampire’s face screwed and scrunched itself in a perpetual attempt to stave off dry sobs.
Don’t get attached. None of this is real.
The king, however, was beaming, and began to clap slowly. Elise kept her back to him.
“It’s a start, my scheming little parasite. Round up the rest of your spies. We’ll keep them...safe...until the Armada fucks off or stands down. You should be quick though...my last field reports indicated they were beginning the battle.” Gilgamesh finished with relish. Elise finally wheeled around and gave him a flat look of paux faced disdain.
“Gonna need...hands. Y’know?”