SMS Beatrix to Seventeen

[Beatrix III]

"Did you enjoy my performance? Or were you too busy drinking?"

*Attached is an image of Beatrix giving a middle finger with Jaina behind her waving.

 

[Android XVII]

"Yea, I liked the part where you let Jaina get merc'd and then started spewing Pepsi from your hands. OH! The whole 'roiling mass of flesh-soda' was an improvement. You should consider keeping that look."

*Attached is an image of Seventeen drinking a Diet Mountain Dew whilst flipping the bird.

 

[Beatrix III]

"You're funny. Jaina says you're an asshole." (which 17 knows is a lie)

*Attached is a selfie where Jaina is trying to take the phone from Beatrix

 

[Android XVII]

"So, @Beatrix III - I have it on good knowledge that Jaina thinks you're a doo-doo head."​

"...you are aware you're standing literally ten fucking feet away from me, you asshole?"

"Oh, so that's what that fucking smell is? Shower, ma'am! No one likes that day-old Pepsi smell. P-U!"

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"I will 100% let you die out there on the battlefield."

"Please -- isn't it my turn to get blown up at the dramatic climax?"

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"Yea but on one will miss you."

"What about ur mom?"

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"I hate you."

"<3"​