“Do you know how to drive this thing?” Seventeen shouted as he leaned in between the driver and passenger seats of the armored, open-air transport vehicle. The entire ride had been a jostling, nausea-inducing sea of improper braking, sharp turns, and a (literal, possibly) lead foot. When the robot operating the controls didn’t reply, the cyborg turned to glance at the stern, unwavering mouse in the co-pilot’s chair. “Yo! For real … we’re going to be at the front soon.”
Without looking at Seventeen, Mickey Mouse continued to give his mousey scowl to the approaching canvas of carnage on the horizon. “Blues’ got it. This isn’t a spaceboat … I’m sure he can manage a little longer without crashing.”
“Crashing?” Seventeen rasped before he was tugged by his belt back into the passenger component of the transport. He turned and glared at Beatrix, who seemed a little too confident. “What?”
“It’ll be fine. Just trust them.”
The machine-hybrid hated the look on his companion’s face. She was
too calm. “Are you hitting the sauce again?” He turned toward Jaina. “Is she on the sauce?”
“She ha—”
“I just had a crate,” Beatrix rolled her eyes.
“You’re drunk?” Seventeen muttered as he turned to look at Taeli. “That lady over there is drunk.”
The jedi – why the fuck did that word sound so familiar? – smiled and shook her shoulders. “I’ve grown to—” they hit a pothole or some shit, and everyone in the passenger area lurched up out of their seats. Seventeen, who had failed to strap himself in at any point, wound up on the ground, much to the amusement of Beatrix.
The redhead leaned over and jammed her elbow into Taeli’s gut. “And he’s trying to say that I’m drunk?”
The older of the two women grimaced as she tilted her face away from her ally’s booze-soaked breath. “I’ve grown to accept that this place is filled with limitless mysteries.”
“Here here!” Mickey remarked as his little head and big ears could be seen leaning around his chair. “Almost there, Fellas… it’s not lookin’ good, either.”
“Hold on to your butts…” Blues muttered as he wrenched the transit hard to the left.
Seventeen, who had yet to peel himself off the floor of the vehicle, curse as he was thrown back into the seats. On this occasion, Jaina was kind enough to leaned down and hoist him up to where he could buckle himself in just as a mortar erupted maybe ten yards away from their vehicle. Dirt splashed down through the open air of the transport vehicle.
“Are you certain that this was the vehicle they recommended we utilize?” Jaina asked softly to their driver.
“Uhh,” Blues glanced into the little rearview mirror. “I went for speed over function.”
Seventeen scowled as he saw a nearby armored tank belch its payload across no man’s land. “Please don’t tell me you passed on a tank.”
“They weren’t available.”
“We’re going to die here, aren’t we?” Seventeen spoke as he looked at Jaina.
The mage rolled her eyes. “Maybe
you should have drunk a little before this,” she jested. “We’ll be okay. This isn’t our first…” she paused as her mouth twisted. “Our first…”
“Rodeo?” Mickey spoke from the front of the vehicle just before they executed another sharp turn that nearly rolled the whole transport.
“Yes!” Jaina said with a snap of our finger as she turned back to Seventeen. “It’s not our first rodeo.”
And just at that moment, another long-range mortar slammed into the ground just inches from their Markov-issue transit. The vehicle left the ravaged surface of Markov and spiraled nearly fifteen feet into the air.
“Bail out!” Seventeen managed to shouted as he grabbed Jaina by the wrist. The two vanished in a swirl of white and blue light particles. Reappearing a moment later on the ground, they both turned their heads up to the still-airporne light transit. There was a shimmer of green energy as Taeli cut off the harnesses that kept her and Beatrix strapped to their seats. The two woman fell and hit the ground just moments before two sheaves of child-sized paper flittered down a few yards from them. One puff of smoke later, and Proto Man and Mickey Mouse were likewise safe.
The group turned and grimaced as the transit slammed into the ground. There was no drama and no explosion…just a crumpled machine lying in a twisted heap.
Seventeen opened his mouth to say something, but they were forced on the move as enemy fire started to zero in on their position.
“Over here!” A voice barked as the group looked up to see and entrenched group of soldiers before a hastily constructed barrier.
Ushered quickly behind the bulwark, the group found themselves in the presence of a whole platoon of Cevanti soldiers.
“Were you planning to drive right into the Unmade lines?” Someone immediately asked as a man shuffled his way through the throng to greet them. He was weary, and he had the eyes of someone who had been out on the lines for the last few weeks, if such a thing was even possible. “Just call me Corporal Axlé … it’s too much of a shit show out here for formalities.” He extended a hand toward the group. “The greenhorn lieutenant and the staff sergeant died within the last forty-eight hours, so I suppose I’m the ranking individual here until they ship someone else out.”
“Where are we?” Seventeen spoke after shaking hands with the noncom. When he got a confused look, he quickly clarified. “Where on the line are we?”
“Near the western edge of the lines.” Corporal Axlé remarked as he ushered them back toward a hole in the ground. They followed him down into what was a reinforced bunker of sorts. “Honestly,” he glanced over his shoulder and didn’t seem to wear a happy expression on his face. “I think we are the western end.”
“What’cha mean?” Mickey asked as they were led into a cramped quarters that housed a piece of equipment the size of a card table. After smacking a piece of equipment a few times, the corporal stepped back as a holographic topography map shimmered to life on the tabletop. A sprawling red line seemed to indicate the land Markov held, with a great purple landmass directly opposed to them.
“This is us,” he remarked as he zoomed in the map on the western end. “Right… here.” A marker flashed to life a few inches east of the western edge of the red line.
“Well, we’re pretty close then.” Mickey spoke.
Axlé shook his head. “It’s not to scale, I’m afraid. We’re about a click east of where the 404th should be. “They have
a lot of munitions and weaponry over there, but they’ve been absolutely radio silent for the last three hours. There is…” He rotated the display to show the mountains due west of the 404. “These mountains here, which is why our lines extend so far west… even the Unmade ground forces aren’t going to try and scale the mountain ranges. And the ranges provide a nice screen for us to maul any of their aerial forces that try to cross there.”
“But if the 404 has been taken out.” Beatrix muttered.
“Yea,” Axlé spoke as he waved his hand. The purple mass passed through where the 404 would be, and from there, it was clear what would happen. “Without the 404, our lines run the risk of being outflanked and…”
“We’ll be encircled.”
As if it was necessary to show the point, Corporal Axlé illustrated the purple mass washing over the red of Markov’s lines.
“If we collapse, it’ll be open season on the rest of the armies.” The noncom remarked as he glanced up at the group. “I hate to ask you a favor even though we just met.”
“We’ll go,” Seventeen muttered as he looked at the ragged man’s unkempt brown hair and weary eyes. Corporal Axlé tossed a trio of walkie talkies to the cyborg.
“They’re short-range… nothing more than maybe two or three clicks, but you’re not traveling that far.”
“Anything we should know?” Seventeen asked.
The corporal adjusted the map to show them a number of routes they could take to reach the positions where the 404 should be entrenched. “I recommend you use these routes in blue, because they’ll screen you from much of the long- and medium-range weapons that they unmade are pulling at us. We’ve also got scramblers set up to deter the akata and zoids from hitting our lines, so if you can make sure those are operational… we’d love that.” He scowled as he looked over the topography. “And if you’re up there…, can you check in to see if there’s a Corporal Nessing who is still alive?”
“Friend?” Seventeen asked.
“Aye,” the noncom remarked. “We both re-enlisted when the news about the Fade came. My friend, Corporal Nessing, was actually at ground zero the day the Fade attacked Markov, so this whole thing is a bit… personal to us. Unfortunately, our former platoon leader is a hardass who acted like a jilted lover when we opted to join the Lonely Hearts Club Band to travel the Crossroads for a few years. So, we got separated into different units, given our ‘skill set and back story’.”
“That’s rough.” Proto Man muttered.
“Yea,” Corporal Axlé replied. “He got the more dangerous gig. If they’re still alive up there, lemme know.”
“Understood,” the machine added as the sextet (lol) of off-World adventurers moved into a side room of the bunker to plot their next maneuvers.
Team ‘Proto Jedi BludMaus 17’ is on the front lines, near the western edge of the combat. This area has been tested for a period of time with artillery and occasional probes by mechs and akata. A full-scale assault has yet to happen, but it is feared, especially with the radio silence of the platoon at the northern extreme of the lines.