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They say that home is where the heart is.

Well. My home was torn out of existence by the catastrophic resurgence of a forgotten god a few years ago. So where does that leave me?

With the facts, I suppose.

My name is Antonio Romero, but don't let the classically intoned Spanish name throw you off. I'm a native born denizen of the Crossroads, with only the good word of my parents that my heritage lies somewhere on a distant, mystical planet known as Earth. I lived in the district of Dapplethain on the World known as Govermorne for forty-three years before everything went up in smoke. I owned a restaurant, wrote a few books, and generally indulged in the kind of behavior which earned me the scalding epithet 'Rascal'.

Make no mistake, this was serious stuff in a place known as the Clockwork Paradise.

But all of that's gone now, which brings us back to the original question. Where does that leave me?

I've had a lot of time to process the existential implications of having everything I know and love turned into charcoal smog, and many of these conclusions are highly personal, and slightly self-destructive. That diary is reserved for my therapist. For you, however, I offer something different.

In the three years following the initial resurgence of Darkseid, I've come to value the secret dives, beloved canteens, and thriving markets that still hum with activity around the Crossroads to this day. Thanks to the mixed response of both pity and sensationalism foisted upon me by the network producers at the Crossroads News Network, I have been given the mission to seek out these cultural touchstones and document them in their delicious multitudes before, heaven forbid, they also get crossed off the list.

I'm Tony Romero, and these are my travels.

 

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Episode One - Karim

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A fountain of water sprays one hundred feet into a sapphire blue sky. Floral patterns crawl up the wall of my fragrant, but dry hotel room as the buzzing foot traffic of the medina quarter. Soaring condors ride the updrafts from the river canyon two blocks away, it's too hot outside, and I'm out of hashish.


In a world of extremes, Karim is a city of moderation and tradition. If you know anything about Mesa Roja, you know that this is where the water is. A total of six main rivers all diverge from Karim's central waterspout, creating an urban web of bridges and canals. A complex history of territorial warfare and tribal claims have left just two main governing powers in control of this oasis city. Today, I’m having lunch at one of Karim’s officially sanctioned saloons, known as Vaba Soq. Guests are seated on plush, colorful floor pillows and have fresh flatbread served hot on glazed porcelain dishes. Hot, mint tea is a staple here as well.

With me is a local Gerudo musician named Niati, who has been granted permission to speak to me openly on the local culture. If you didn’t already know, the Gerudo tribes are aggressively matriarchal, and they treat any Voe - men, like me - with extreme suspicion.

Tony: Niati, Sav’aaq, so good to sit with you today.

Niati: Sav’aaq, Tony.

Tony: So, you’re going to have to humor my wide-eyed tourist shtick for the camera…Karim is a lot to take in.

Niati: It can be, yes. There is a lot of history inside of the walls, but luckily, life goes at a slower pace here. You have time to learn.

Tony: Well I guess let’s start with the obvious. What do we have here on the table.

Niati: So this is classic central Rojan food, all the way back in the original Ten Houses era. Here we have boiled Cassava, with a little salt and clove. But the main dish is tagine sa kalluun.

Tony: Kalluun, that’s a local catfish from the rivers…?

Niati: Exactly.

A tagine is basically a chunky stew that gets its name from the domed, ceramic cooking vessel used in the preparation. It’s said the conical shape of the tagine helps seal in the moisture of the cooking process, which is especially valued in arid climates such as Mesa Roja. The kalluun fish are boned, shredded, and simmered in the tagine with plenty of garlic, oregano, turmeric, and peppers.

Tony: Wow, this looks awesome. I gotta dig in.

Niati: Please.

Tony: Delicious. My goodness. So…is it fair to say that on a World starved of water, Karim is the richest city around? I have to imagine fish is a bit of a delicacy farther out in the desert.

Niati: It is true, you could say that. But in Karim tribal culture, wealth is not a matter of what you have, but what you can give. This is especially true of Gerudo - everything we do is for our community.

Tony: As long as they’re women, though, right?

Niati: It is true that the matriarchal structure of the Gerudo still holds a lot of…weight in modern times. But we have only survived the Ahn’Qiraj so many times because we can adapt. I don’t ever think you will see Voe sitting on the Gerudo throne, but Gerudo Vai - women - are fairly receptive of gender equality.

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It’s true. Everywhere you look, signs of modern times are slowly creeping in to Karim’s walls. One has only to look at its booming spaceport and teleport hub to feel the presence of the greater Crossroads knocking on this ancient city’s door. Between the whitewashed buildings and frescoed gardens, there are LCD advertising screens and humming swoop bikes kicking up clouds of dust in the streets.

Karim has a reputation as being one of the safest places on Mesa Roja, and that is in no small part to the extreme diligence of both the Gerudo and Wakandan tribal guards that patrol the streets in clockwork shifts. There are, of course, people who take a dim view of this kind of oppressive, totalitarian approach to peacekeeping. As the sun goes down along the distant mountains of the Mesa, this becomes very apparent. Rattling commuter buses rattle past, blasting the latest Markovian mumble rap, while dope peddlers nonchalantly tap the nightlife pedestrians on the shoulder before slinking away into the shadowy palm lanes.

Along the fringes of the river district, outside the main wall, local farmers and youths like to run illicit pop-up bars in the open night air. Folding chairs, card tables, a charcoal grill and plenty of seasonings are all that’s needed to run a fairly successful operation, at least until the flatfoots catch wind of it.

I just so happen to find myself at one of these traveling speakeasies, sitting at a graffiti-strewn picnic bench with none other than the illustrious Rick Blaine. The barbecue fire and a single halogen streetlamp, orbited by frenzied mayflies, illuminates the party. Between us are a few bottles of the local beer, laced with the special melange spice harvested by the nomads in the deeper desert.

It’s…good.

Blaine: The Fremen do, of course, come to Karim on occasion, but they seem to fear our abundance of water just as much as they crave it.

Tony: Weren’t the Fremen one of the original tribes of Karim? What happened?

Blaine: No one is completely sure, but if you ask me, I wouldn’t want to share power with the Gerudo or Wakandans either.

Tony: But you do, don’t you?

Blaine: Hah. Now there’s a sly complement. No, I’m not tribal royalty. I just try to make sure that people who don’t feel like subscribing to the tribal colors still have a voice in our society.

Before I can press him on that, the grillmaster brings over a couple of paper plates, half-collapsing under the weight of freshly charred meat.

Blaine:
Ah yes, the coconut rice prepared by Abdoulaye is particularly good, nice job chap.

Tony: …and this is the masala chicken. Very good. Yeah I’m starving. So do you think Karim can ever find a sense of true equality?

Blaine: The tribes will have to abandon their generational paranoia first, you know. Until they realize that they don’t need the big sticks during peacetime, all of this tranquility is being held at gunpoint.

As if to punctuate his point, a few minutes later, a pair of Wakandan police show up to tear down Abdoulaye’s grill. Luckily, diners are not considered breaking the law for spending their money at on illicit street food. Even more luckily for the grillmaster, Rick assures me that he’ll make sure Abdoulaye’s municipal fine and jail bonds are fully paid off from a community treasury, personally run by Blaine himself. I gather, however, that the honest people running these side-hustles are not always so lucky.

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Morning comes again, and with it, a pounding spice-beer headache that makes me feel that Shai Hulud himself is burrowing in my head. I stagger back into the morning streets, and shamble off to find some breakfast along with the ubiquitous rabble of goats and chickens. I end up in the Wakandan district. I’ve been invited to a morning detox by a member of Ramonda’s royal family; Princess Shuri.

Shuri:
No, no Tony. I would avoid the coffee. Try the kefir and some honey.

Tony:
By your grace. So. How do you think Karim moves past all of this Unmaking business?

Shuri: Karim is a fortress city, of course, but the dangerous thing about Unmaking is that it lives inside you, even right now.

Tony: And how do we stop it from getting out?

Shuri: By making things, of course! Wakandans from Karim in particular, you know, we love to work with our hands.

Tony: There are some who consider the Wakandans to be weapons dealers, with your monopoly on vibranium.

Shuri: Ah but vibranium is good for everything. Medicine, art, music, infrastructure…all of these things have been enhanced by our crafts.

Tony: Stuff like…that.

I point to a simultaneously sleek, yet rugged, off-road vehicle parked across the street from us. Feline motifs decorate the doors, and the lifted tires cause the rig to sit almost seven feet off the ground. This is Shuri’s custom all-terrain technical. These types of high-speed off road trucks are extremely popular across all of Mesa Roja…and if you happen to be the chief Wakandan engineer with an unlimited amount of magic metal at your disposal, well, the results speak for themselves.

As Shuri and I leap and vault across the foothills surrounded by a cage of unyielding metal, my very bones are shaken by the power of the engine. Shrubs, rocks, sand dunes…all of it is crushed under the unrelenting power of the Wakandan craft. I find it to be allegorical to the city as a whole; life wants to exist and expand outside the walls of the Oasis City, but eventually, the tribes will be happy to crush it back down before it can get too far.

Then again, maybe I shouldn’t be one to judge. Life on Mesa Roja is already hard enough; a fact I’m reminded of as we cruise past fields of derelict Plaineview oil pumps. Karim is far from a utopia, but on a World like this, safety, delicious food, and tradition might be good enough for those willing to give a little ground.

Catfish Tagine with Chermoula

Ingredients:

1 red bell pepper, halved lengthwise, cored and seeded

1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons and more for broiling peppers Pure Extra Virgin Olive Oil

4 catfish fillets

Kosher salt

1 serrano pepper, stemmed and seeded

1 carrot, grated

2 green bell peppers, julienned

2 yellow peppers, julienned

1 yellow onion, thinly sliced

2 cloves garlic

1 tablespoon turmeric

1-1/2 tablespoons sweet paprika

1/2 cup flat leaf parsley

1/2 cup cilantro

juice of one lemon

Directions:

1. set broiler on high. Rub red bell pepper with oil and set under broiler. Broil until charred in spots, 5 - 7 minutes. Meanwhile, season fish with salt and refrigerate.

2. preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Remove pepper from broiler and scrape any loose, charred skin from pepper and place in food processor. Add serrano and pulse to smooth paste. Swirl 1/4 cup oil into a large, lidded pan and set over medium heat. Stir in pepper paste, grated carrot, julienned peppers and onions. Season with salt. Sauté until peppers soften fully, about 20 minutes.

3. Meanwhile make chermoula: in clean bowl of food processor, combine garlic, cumin, paprika, parsley and cilantro. Pulse to finely chop. Transfer to a bowl, stir in remaining olive oil and season with salt and lemon juice.

4. Spread half of chermoula over fish. Place fish on sautéed peppers in pan and cover with lid. Transfer to oven and cook until fish is opaque and flaky, about 10 minutes. Serve tagine with reserved sauce on the side. Dust with paprika for garnish.
 

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Episode Two - Markov

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How do you encapsulate it?

How do you make it bitesized and accessible?

In a nutshell, ten words or less.

That's sort of my job as a travel writer. I show you the places I've been, cut them up into discreet sections and serve them to you like a delectable, bite sized nugget of street food.

No such luck, in Markov.


Now I know what you're thinking. 'Tony, how the hell did you swing a trip to Markov, one of the most militarized, besieged, locked down warzones in the entire cosmos?' And to you, my friend, I would point to the history books. Well, what's left of them, anyway.

Markov has been a fortress city run by space cadets for centuries, both before and after the eponymous Fall that ripped Cevanti apart at some point in the foggy past. The fact that it was second on Darkseid's menu after the fall of Governmorne didn't really change the city's core dynamic of hyper-vigilant defensive protocols. If the creeping body odor of the ninth arbiter had never cursed the skies, the valkyrie patrols would still keep the city's air space secure, the shield ligers would still be kept humming, and the omnipresent camera drones would still be snapping your mugshot every ten minutes.

But outside of the parading mech pilots and the intermittent artillery fire, Markov is a cultural melting pot the likes of which exists nowhere else. I mean, the fortress city is shaped like a giant bowl for crying out loud! When the collective refugees of the entire Cevanti populace fell back to their final refuge, they had no choice to blend into a giant amalgamation of raw, cultural gunge.

You don’t last here long if you don’t know how to make a bit of room for yourself.

Luckily, the perfect guide has offered to escort me around the city for the duration of my stay. Even if you don’t know a lot about her, you’ve probably heard about Palaxia in passing. She’s got her finger on every single pulse within the city, and has been navigating its factional circles since time immemorial.

I’m meeting her at a local hotspot, just two blocks from the Dulmare Spaceport: Vienno’s. As you walk into this modest, yet sprawling, cafeteria style diner, the constant sirens and whooshing of overhead speeder traffic is left behind in exchange for the urgent shouting of line cooks and a few different television sets broadcasting local news, sports, et cetera.

Palaxia: Make sure you grab your tray, Tony, that’s how they like us to do it here.

Tony: Sure, sure. Let’s see here…we have chunked tofu in cayenne sauce…cauliflower wings…ooh, I like the look of these stuffed mushrooms. Not a lot of meat, I’m noticing!

Palaxia: That’s right. Markov doesn’t have a lot of room for grazing or pastures, and trying to farm outside of the walls is a non-starter. Meat is a bit of a luxury here.

She gestures around at other assorted diners in the cafeteria, all happily chowing down on various vegetable delights.

Palaxia: For your average spacer or Union pilot, this is the perfect, quick, cheap lunch.

Tony: Good enough even for a gold dragon?

Palaxia: *laughs* Well, obviously I have my own favorite restaurants. But if you really want to see a perfect slice of real Markovian living, Vienno’s is the place to be.

For those of you who weren’t aware, Palaxia is well known to be an incredibly long-lived golden scaled dragon who serves as an advisor both to King Dulmare, and Baron Rex. Most of the time, however, she takes on the guise of a perfectly normal blonde woman…usually armed with a magical longsword. I will note, however, that her tray is loaded about twice as high as my own with the humble, yet expertly prepared, dockhand’s fare.

Tony: Mmm…yeah, this is what I needed after a five hour shuttle ride. So what about the King anyway? Do people even like the royal family?

Palaxia: Generally, I would say so. Claudius is certainly more popular with the younger generation, but the King has done an excellent job in keeping Markov unified and safe for a long, long time. He could easily make himself into a tyrant, but he knows when to step back and let the people be their own heroes.

Tony: You two are very close.

Palaxia: I’ve known him since he was a baby! It’s hard not to be sentimental, especially during existential crises like Darkseid. Having a specific enemy has really brought the city together.

Tony: A universal villain tends to do that, yeah. Who was the bad guy before the Unmaking?

Palaxia: Cytokine.

Tony: Who-hoa! Just gonna come out with a strong stance like that, huh?

Palaxia: You have to know how to smell bullshit to get ahead in this city. Cytokine may look clean and snazzy to the rest of the Crossroads, but Markovians know better.

I have no reason to doubt Palaxia about this, but at the same time, as we travel through the humming, electronic streets, Cytokine has shops and billboards set up every hundred feet, it seems. Even the titanic Syntech Corporation takes a backseat to Cytokine within Markov, and people certainly snap up their wide array of products.

Still, people seem to know that the tech magnate is very much exploiting the more-or-less captive workforce of the city. As we fly around in a giant, green, jet (shaped like a pterosaur) later that day, you can see the sprawling chemical and manufacturing complexes owned by Cytokine’s planet-side member companies. In a highly militarized fortress city, the corporation visibly takes up more than its share of space, when there isn’t much space to go around.

On the other hand, as I look out the other side of the flyer’s cockpit (flown by Palaxia’s hand, by the way), I can see distant flashes of artillery and beam-weapon fire in the hills, no more than ten miles outside the city walls. I’m betting that a lot of those weapons are produced by the very factories that were built on top of residential neighborhoods a few years ago. The military industrial complex is a machine that never sleeps in Markov, and everyone knows that too.

Well, how do you combat against that much emotional inertia and hopelessness after a long day of patrolling the city walls?

At night, Markov, literally, lights up. Residential towers, a hundred stories tall, light up with projected advertisements, LED light shows, and holographic traffic indicators for the constant swarm of air speeders that thread through the monolithic arcologies like a swarm of fireflies.

Palaxia is taking me to one of the more high-rolling casinos in a towering, crystalline tower along the northern end of Markov’s central royal district. Locals affectionately refer to the Crown Jewel Casino as ‘The Mirror’, since it tends to reflect giant beams of sunlight down hundreds of shadowed inner-city streets throughout most of the day.

The Crown Jewel is owned, incidentally, by Palaxia’s other very good friend, Baron Thelonious Rex. The leading member of the eponymous Guild is, notoriously, a bit of a recluse, but you can certainly feel his presence in the satin carpets, marble-trimmed wall frescoes, crystal clear fountains and exorbitant opulence dripping from every tiny detail in the building.

Even the toilets have golden flush-handles.

To my surprise, tuxedo-wearing aristocrats and jumpsuited Zoid pilots alike mingle on the main casino floor, sharing tables and slot machines, talking pleasantly while sharing freshly mixed drinks and vegetarian hors 'd'oeuvres. That’s not the floor Palaxia has us booked on, however, no. We’re going straight to the top.

As we sit down at a resplendent, hand carved obsidian table with mahogany bench seating – Palaxia dressed in a glittering black gown, and me in a pressed white suit and vest (generously provided by the Network, thank you) – my imposter syndrome has never screamed louder. I’ve had the privilege of eating at a lot of swanky establishments during my career, but this was easily the top.

We are treated to a relentless barrage of vintage wines, artisan breads, and dishes brimming with high-test caviar. Menu? Don’t be so gauche; up here you will take what you are served. This just so happens to be a damningly succulent duck confit, dressed in capers and a blanket of black truffle. Oh for a side dish? Perhaps a selection of deep-rock oysters, flown in fresh from Opealon this very day.

Dining with us tonight are a selection dignitaries and Guild officials from around the city, including the CFO of Cytokine; a Protoss woman named Teleris, whose witty banter and conversational points we cannot show you, because our cameras aren’t rigged to receive telepathy.

She was delightful though, just trust me.

During our desert of a cheesecake mousse, glazed with a reduction of goodberry and cabernet sauvignon, however, we are abruptly reminded that Markov is, in fact, a perpetual war zone. As a particularly vicious rumble sends ripples across our wine glasses, and the lights flicker, we are informed that a pack of Unmade akata are bodily hurling themselves at the western deflector array. Distant sirens sound off, flights of Valkyrie mech-jets scream to intercept the troublesome attackers, and in about half an hour, it’s as if the attack never happened.

So what’s up with the Unmade assaults on Markov anyway? We know that King Dulmare is doing a respectable job defending the city, but is anyone leading the assault?


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To answer that question, Palaxia and I arrange to have a discussion with Colonel Roy Mustang the following day. We arrive at the Pilot’s Union second hangar garrison on the western side of the city; just a few blocks from the previous night’s attack. There’s a tension in the air of patient anxiety as we meet the Colonel at a small, open air commissary on the hangar campus.

Even as towering liger zoids and screaming sorties of varia-fighter mechs thunder around us, the Colonel seems relaxed as we take coffee beneath the shade of an aging willow tree, which overhangs a nearby artificial riverway. It’s raining today, so normally the city’s main deflector shield would be open to receive the much-needed water…but in light of last night’s attack, the shield remains up, and keeps the downpour off for now.

Tony: It's been shown that King Dulmare can hold a solid defense, but when I asked about who was leading the charge against the Unmade, all fingers pointed at you.

Does that feel accurate?

Col. Mustang: *chuckling* It can certainly feel that way at times. The truth is often murkier for situations of this scale. It would be impossible to organize something of this scale without a large force working in concert.

Tony: So do you get much help from the Kingdom or the Pilot's Union?

Col. Mustang: "The Pilot's Union are focused beyond our city's borders. That's an intentional distinction between their jurisdiction and where I tend to operate.

While the Unmaking has required a bit more fieldwork than I've come to expect, it doesn't mean that those separations in tasking just disappear overnight.

Tony: Sure, sure. Markov, despite being unified against a common enemy, is still a factional city though. Does The Guild or the Union or anyone get to point at you and say 'that's our guy.'

Col. Mustang: I've received the occasional agent from the Guild or the Pilot's Union to supplement our forces when they have an interest in a mission's objective. Whether they operate directly with our team or not varies from mission to mission.

If they have plans that need Cytokine's support than my superiors may well put me and my team at their disposal in the same manner.

Tony: Cytokine huh? They've got a bit of a mixed reception around here. Do the people generally seem to...appreciate? You?

Col. Mustang: ...There's bound to be detractors to any military police force. I didn't take this job because I wanted to be popular, and I don't intend to let trivial things like name-calling distract me.

Tony: ...but they're not gonna turn their nose up at you either.

Col. Mustang: *chuckle* That doesn't tend to happen from the people, no.

Tony: What's your personal...sort of optimal outlook for Markov's future? Is there a day when the city doesn't need people like you anymore?

Col. Mustang: The City's needs will change with time. Right now, it needs strong defenses to keep itself alive, but that comes with its own costs. Once its future is more secure, I expect there to be a re-balancing of those needs.

Without the threat of the Unmade can we rely on the Pilot's Union to keep what's outside the barrier away from our city? Can we reach a point where we don't need a military force to maintain order within the city?

I would want the answer to those questions to be yes.

Tony: Do you think that's likely?

Col. Mustang: There's several reasons that goal is hard to achieve. Some of them are truths of our world, some of them are self-inflicted. I think some changes will be needed if it's going to be possible.


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Sunset, and it's my final day on Cevanti.

Palaxia has signed me on to observe a traditional and highly important aspect of Markovian culture, hailing back to all of the days prior to The Fall. She and I stand on a small hillside, outside of the proper city limits of Markov but still within sight of the walls. As the sun begins to tip down over the scrub-encrusted prairie lands surrounding the city, a small squadron of Pilot's Union wranglers are in the process of, quite literally, wrestling a robotic dinosaur to the ground.

This is a wild Zoid -- a Gojulas-type, I am told -- a twenty meter tall apex predator in the shape of some theropod dinosaur, covered in one-inch armor plating and a startling array of heavy firepower.

I watch as the three Union pilots expertly dash and weave their smaller wolf-type zoids around the Gojulas in a coordinated ambush pattern, not unlike how a real wolf pack...or should I say...organic wolf pack might do with a larger prey animal. Using nanosteel lassos, they take turns getting ties around the theropod robot's legs and upper torso, before pulling the wild, metallic beast to the ground with a terrific thump.

Then, one lucky sonovabitch gets to dismount from his own mech and make a made dash straight at the fallen zoid's cockpit, where they force the hatch open and take manual control of the wild thing until it comes to heel.

As I watch this operatic spectacle unfold before me, I glance off at Markov in the near distance, glimmering with its holo-boards and giant deflector arrays. I still feel as though I've only scratched the tip of the iceberg on this behemoth of a city, trying to wrangle something larger than myself into something that can be controlled.

I'm not sure it's possible, though. Like the Colonel said, a lot of things will have to change before Markov sees peace and order that other cities in the Crossroads take for granted. At it's heart, it's still a wild, angry beast, carrying the collective trauma and grief of a dozen generations.

Is it even possible to get that kind of thing under control? Or do you just let the jazz play itself?


Markov-Style Buffalo Wings

Ingredients:


1 head of cauliflower, cut into large florets

1 1/2 c. all-purpose flour

1 1/2 c. milk

1 tsp. garlic powder

1/2 tsp. kosher salt

Freshly ground black pepper

1 c. hot sauce (such as Franks)

4 tbsp. melted butter

Ranch dressing, for serving

Celery sticks, for serving (optional)

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 450° and line two large baking sheets with parchment paper. Spray parchment paper with nonstick cooking spray.

2. Make batter: In a medium bowl, whisk flour, milk, and garlic powder until combined. Season with salt and pepper and whisk until the batter is smooth.

3. Dredge cauliflower in batter until evenly coated. Shake off excess batter and transfer to prepared baking sheets. Bake until the cauliflower is crispy and golden around edges, about 20 to 25 minutes.

4. Meanwhile make buffalo sauce. In a large bowl, whisk together hot sauce and melted butter. Toss baked cauliflower “wings” in sauce before serving.

5. Serve with ranch dressing and celery sticks, if desired.
 
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