Uh, Email (?) - Mickey Mouse to Gilgamesh

[Mickey Mouse]

Hi Gilly!

Pardon me, pal, if this doesn't turn out right. I'm literally talking into a Magic Mirror right now. And I can, like, see you. But I told it to send it as a like electronic message. Like an e-mail. Cause I saw your note on the interwebs. So I figured you could get an e-mail.

Glad you're alive, buddy! I was gonna be a little sassy about how ya didn't let me know but, like, I guess you didn't know I was alive, either.

Saw your stuff about your new city, that's neat-o! Kinda a big project for one person, don'tcha think? I mean, you're Gilly, King of Pals, so I'm sure you can accomplish it, but wow, it just seems really hard. Anyway, I'd love to come visit sometime! Karl bought me a spaceship, so I should be able to get there! I hope I'd be welcome - I know some of your followers don't necessarily have the, uh, best opinion of me.

Anyway, I just got teleported to Nos'talgia and now I'm off to go pick up this ship, so. Hit me up if you're ever on this planet. (Uh... it's a weird one though, pal.)

Love,
Your pal,
Mickey Mouse

 

[Gilgamesh]

Dear Mouse,

It gladdens me to see that you are alive and well. I do have to admit, I did miss your obnoxiously heroic attitude when you left me on the island. And though I was not worried, I was not sure how we would end up in this new world. It pleases me that you are alive and well. I suppose I had been wrong about you this whole time when I had been calling you a mongrel.

Of course, you are welcome to visit my grand city of Uruk whenever you are available. However, I do forbid your robot friend from visiting. I do not have pleasant memories of the two of you together. It might be a herculean task for an ordinary human, but I am a King after all. I have never seen a spaceship and it would be fascinating to see one, one day. I wish you the best on your little mouse adventures.

Forever your King,
Gilgamesh