Who’s the oldest?

[Rebecca Chambers]

I remember there was an old thread long ago (probably not even on this website) created with the purpose of pinpointing who the oldest character is. I want to do that here!

So. How old are y’all’s characters?

Rodan - Early twenties? In kaiju years?
Bridget Remington - 20 years old
Arthur Morgan - 36 years old
Klarion - Emerged 16 billion years ago

 

[Ridley]

Ridley - as I calculate it now, 60 years old, actually.
Chara - 19 years old
Suwako - 11,000 and change.

 

[Saryuu Evan]

Saryuu is 15 and Kagami is 13.
Just a bunch of teenagers.

 

[Dr. McNinja]

Doc is 34 years old.
Zagreus is like 19 in god years which I imagine means he's 190 years old or something.
Fawful is 22 years old I think.

 

[The Future Warrior]

Oh boy, age questions.

Ashe was constructed roughly 40 years ago, but has only been active for about 3.
Godzilla is ??? years old.
Altanis is, officially and quite literally, older than dirt. Roughly 15,000 or so years.
Aster is about 23.

 

[Lilith]

Lilith is 300 years old and then some

 

[Omelette Robotnik]

Omelette is 8 years old.
Cthulhu is older than time itself.
Slurt is 5.
The Prisoner is in his late 50s.
Toga is 17, but she'll be 18 by the time the next DA rolls around.

So, as you can see, I really run the gamut here.

 

[Roy Mustang]

Mustang's 28 or so
Shallan's only 18
Rogue's indeterminate early 20s (like 22?)

 

[Mickey Mouse]

Mickey is 93.
Azula is 18.
Fennec is 58.
Tails is 7.

 

[Orion]

Orion's in his mid to late 40s
TMNT are about 16 i think
Darth Vindictus is late 20s

 

[King Ghidorah]

Ghidorah has been ruining everything for everybody for about 14.4 Billion years.

The fact that he's apparently younger than Klarion will never not be hilarious.

 

[King Shark]

Jester is 23.
Bakugo is...16? He was dead for two years so it's tough to tell.
The Hound is ambiguously in his late 30s. Probably.

 

[Sigmund Vrell]

All three are early twenties. I’m a zoomer to the core

 

[Kopaka]

Elise is about 29, but she still acts like a 19 year-old because the dead can't change.

Kopaka is approximately 1,020 years old, but 95% of that is suspended animation.

 

[Anders Nazret]

Straz - 24ish?
Amalia - 22ish?
Anders - Late 40s
Pecan - Late 20z

 

[Mad Maggie]

Caustic is canonically 47, however it's probably been a couple years since he came to the Crossroads so closer to 50 now.
Grundy is like, from the 1800's but that probably doesn't count because he keeps dying and coming back.

 

[Beatrix III]

Beatrix III is 32
Jaina is 30
Lucien is 32
Valeria is 30?
Wraith is iunnno late 20's early 30's?

Imogen II is 27

 

[John Connor]

Jak is 19
Daxter is 18
John Connor is 54
Marcus is 45
Maximus is ???

 

[Gildarts]

Gildarts - late 40's
Aelius - Unknown
Christine - eh, a little over 200

 

[Shinku]

Oh boy.

Shinku would be 27 by now