Things were not going… exceptionally well.
Mustang had left her an army, and a territory, in shambles. Soldiers defecting, spies infiltrating, and alliances hanging on by a thread. At the center of all of that mismanagement was one lone figure, a paragon of science, who’d been doomed to wander the countryside almost aimlessly for the past two and a half weeks. To be honest, Azula hadn’t been surprised when she’d heard he set up his own fortress and just… stopped, because that had essentially been what she’d done, too.
As she trekked up the steps to Dr. Swift’s chambers, she reflected on just how similar they were. Two misused officers, not thrown into the assignments where they belonged — Azula sent to be a glorified construction foreman rather than into the heat of battle, and Dr. Swift floating around as Mustang’s messenger rather than engaging in the true scientific pursuits he desired.
Azula understood this man. He had to listen to her.
“Doctor,” she nodded as she stepped into his chambers. He sat behind a desk across the room, and spun around in his spinny-rolly-chair not unlike some sort of campy villain.
“Princess-Commander,” he said dramatically, “I’ve been expecting you.”
He gestured, idly, to the Pepsi cyborg sitting on the window seat just a ways away. Pepsiman waved a hand at the fire princess, then gestured to her seat, which already contained a glass of Baja Blast in the cup holder. Dr. Swift seemed to be swirling his own glass of Code Red just ahead of her.
“I was informed that you wanted to speak with me personally,” she let her gaze fall back on Dr. Swift, “about renewing your allegiance to the Miniskirt Armada. As I’m sure you’ve heard, it’s under my command now — Mustang capitulated to golden boy after he defected, which eventually left no other options for rule except me.”
Dr. Swift leaned forward and folded his hands on the table pensively. “Yes,” he replied, “that all makes sense.”
“But I’m afraid I cannot renew my allegiance.”
Azula bristled. “…excuse me?”
“The things I’ve seen, Azula,” he explained, “I watched our castle get destroyed from afar, able to do nothing. I watched as Mustang walked on the Vault and left me twiddling my thumbs in the middle of territory we already had under our control. But most of all, I was denied the opportunity to take my place as the premiere expert that I am, do what I love most. I was denied the opportunity to do—”
“Science?” Azula interrupted.
“Please don’t interrupt, it’s rude,” Dr. Swift pointed a finger, “but… yes. Science.”
“Well, Dr. Swift—”
“—Commander Dr. Swift.”
“—Commander Dr. Swift,” she repeated through gritted teeth. “You’ll be thrilled to hear that the job I’m offering you? It’s free from the mismanagement of ex-Commander Mustang. It’s cozy, in our new Fortress, Fortress Briggs, and it involves science.”
Swift perked up.
“No more walking,” Azula explained, “you just sit in Fortress Briggs and are worshipped as the science expert you are, getting to work to improve our army in ways that are in line with your particular set of skills, lead our medics in becoming better at helping people, and my favorite part…”
Swift raised an eyebrow as Azula’s tone shifted. “…is that right now, as we speak, one of my messengers has been sent into the unmade Carnaval to try and bring back a live specimen. Should he succeed, you will be in charge of that project, on the forefront of this game’s—and the Crossroads’—scientific research, delving into what makes the Unmade tick and how we can defeat them.”
There was silence in the room for a moment until Pepsiman spoke. “That’s neat! Very tasty.”
Azula chuckled. “And did I mention, Commander Doctor, that it comes with a promotion and fancy new, unique title?”
Commander Doctor Swift leaned back in his chair, expression inscrutable.
“So what’s it going to be?” she asked with a smirk. “May I say welcome to the fold, Research General Doctor Swift?”