As in the past, preshow Power Rankings (a concept used in sports and other stuff to rank teams less on tangible things like Win-Loss records and more so on analyst’s attempting to incorporate other, intangible factors as well) should not be taken as an indictment on your writing capabilities, as these are entirely ‘in universe’ quips from the host of the show. They are based primarily on preshow activity with some nonexistent points for what your character was up to during the preshow, hence why people who joined super late or didn’t participate much are nearer the bottom. Characters who are 'known commodities' will also get bonuses here over unknowns, unless that unknown has been on a roll during the preshow. I know not many of you are sports people, but these rankings are kind of like pre-season rankings for sport’s teams.
The next Power Rankings will come… let’s say either halfway through Day 1 or at the start of Day 2. I want to see how much goes on the first few days before I commit to either option. The next set of Power Rankings will rely primarily upon: Gear (weapon or support item), any injuries, any partnerships, and your character [I have a blurb in the rules if you want to read more on this].
38. Star Eater – Ketkin, you’re lookin’ a little janky, bud.
37. Sophia – Healer? In DA? Gross.
36. Yuuka Kazami -- Oh, so this explains why the greenhouse always felt haunted.
35. Chron Horol - Literally still standing on the other side of the door, technically.
34. Red-13 – May be ‘the best boy’ around but is your heart it in?
33. Yu Kanda – You kanda best be ready for showtime
32. Jason Voorhees – Dude been alive on this island for like 9 years. #GOAT
31. Tommy Oliver – You might need to re-find some of that evil, 90s edge to survive in here.
30. Aku – AKU IS HERE
29. Broli – The biggest of these ‘OGs’ isn’t necessarily the worst one
28. Lord Zedd – Someone gets to kill two Zedds for the price of one. Envious.
27. Gildarts – Not the strongest, legally-speaking, but those rugged looks probably worth even more nowadays.
26. John Connor – Who will be *your* salvation, Connor?
25. Bardock – Probably too angry to be alive.
24. Don Isaac – Might be out of his element without giant boom-boom pow
23. Android 18 – You’re probably fondly recalling that one time you were the only native of ‘your universe’ here, aren’t you?
22. Jar Jar Binks – Meesa don’t trust this one. Scaw-ee. Always the silly ones.
21. Raditzu – Your speed means nothing when it’s death that you’re running from.
20. Celipa – The 1980s would like their fashion sense back.
19. Arc Lalatoya - KYUUU
18. Proto Mouse – Two-for-one-deal? Sounds illegal.
17. Lilith – She’s rarely on bottom (on the middle?) for long though. Watch out for when the blood starts.
16. Beatrix – I’m already at my quota for blood puns. Try again next year.
15. Democles – Rumor has it this dude has a legion stashed under his hat. Big if true.
14. Graw – Is nostalgia really bubble-gum themed? Can someone prove this?
13. Sasuke – Edgiest number for edgiest person.
12. Rogue – Actual southern naer-do-well
11. Boros – Eye see you.
10. Demetri – I also see you. You must be a terrible thief. (but if you’re a good thief, please come steal these Mirage action figures so I can get the insurance money)
09. Toga – The number thirteen was taken. My bad, sis.
08. Orion – Look, it’s the saiyan that isn’t a walking caricature of one thing or the other.
07. William Birkin – Untrustworthy scientist naer-do-well (boy is there a treat for you, Willy B)
06. Erik Vrell – Dude ATE his vitamins and said ALL THE prayers.
05. Gilgamesh – Everyone’s favorite fool’s gold of a final boss (although I learned not to trust any of you a few years ago).
04. Arthur Morgan – Standard starting location on the feelings for untrustworthy southern naer-do-wells
03. Ben – Been here 3 minutes and already trying to out-compete Gilgamesh for charitable donations. Some dudes just have a vibe, y’know.
02. Nico Cinder – Speaking of dudes and vibes. This psychopath going on a FOURTH trip. (we miss your assortment of insane friends though <3)
01. Nealaphh – I’m not sure what’s scarier – the terrifying, eldritch abomination or the pseudo-teenage vampire whose body he hijacked (she wasn’t an adolescent? Are we sure?)
The next Power Rankings will come… let’s say either halfway through Day 1 or at the start of Day 2. I want to see how much goes on the first few days before I commit to either option. The next set of Power Rankings will rely primarily upon: Gear (weapon or support item), any injuries, any partnerships, and your character [I have a blurb in the rules if you want to read more on this].
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WELCOME TO THE POWER FEELINGS
WELCOME TO THE POWER FEELINGS
38. Star Eater – Ketkin, you’re lookin’ a little janky, bud.
37. Sophia – Healer? In DA? Gross.
36. Yuuka Kazami -- Oh, so this explains why the greenhouse always felt haunted.
35. Chron Horol - Literally still standing on the other side of the door, technically.
34. Red-13 – May be ‘the best boy’ around but is your heart it in?
33. Yu Kanda – You kanda best be ready for showtime
32. Jason Voorhees – Dude been alive on this island for like 9 years. #GOAT
31. Tommy Oliver – You might need to re-find some of that evil, 90s edge to survive in here.
30. Aku – AKU IS HERE
29. Broli – The biggest of these ‘OGs’ isn’t necessarily the worst one
28. Lord Zedd – Someone gets to kill two Zedds for the price of one. Envious.
27. Gildarts – Not the strongest, legally-speaking, but those rugged looks probably worth even more nowadays.
26. John Connor – Who will be *your* salvation, Connor?
25. Bardock – Probably too angry to be alive.
24. Don Isaac – Might be out of his element without giant boom-boom pow
23. Android 18 – You’re probably fondly recalling that one time you were the only native of ‘your universe’ here, aren’t you?
22. Jar Jar Binks – Meesa don’t trust this one. Scaw-ee. Always the silly ones.
21. Raditzu – Your speed means nothing when it’s death that you’re running from.
20. Celipa – The 1980s would like their fashion sense back.
19. Arc Lalatoya - KYUUU
18. Proto Mouse – Two-for-one-deal? Sounds illegal.
17. Lilith – She’s rarely on bottom (on the middle?) for long though. Watch out for when the blood starts.
16. Beatrix – I’m already at my quota for blood puns. Try again next year.
15. Democles – Rumor has it this dude has a legion stashed under his hat. Big if true.
14. Graw – Is nostalgia really bubble-gum themed? Can someone prove this?
13. Sasuke – Edgiest number for edgiest person.
12. Rogue – Actual southern naer-do-well
11. Boros – Eye see you.
10. Demetri – I also see you. You must be a terrible thief. (but if you’re a good thief, please come steal these Mirage action figures so I can get the insurance money)
09. Toga – The number thirteen was taken. My bad, sis.
08. Orion – Look, it’s the saiyan that isn’t a walking caricature of one thing or the other.
07. William Birkin – Untrustworthy scientist naer-do-well (boy is there a treat for you, Willy B)
06. Erik Vrell – Dude ATE his vitamins and said ALL THE prayers.
05. Gilgamesh – Everyone’s favorite fool’s gold of a final boss (although I learned not to trust any of you a few years ago).
04. Arthur Morgan – Standard starting location on the feelings for untrustworthy southern naer-do-wells
03. Ben – Been here 3 minutes and already trying to out-compete Gilgamesh for charitable donations. Some dudes just have a vibe, y’know.
02. Nico Cinder – Speaking of dudes and vibes. This psychopath going on a FOURTH trip. (we miss your assortment of insane friends though <3)
01. Nealaphh – I’m not sure what’s scarier – the terrifying, eldritch abomination or the pseudo-teenage vampire whose body he hijacked (she wasn’t an adolescent? Are we sure?)
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