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There's mixed results to the kinda stuff ah do. Don't get me wrong, is not a small feather in my cap to be able to say that ah lived through both the death game and the abyss. Ah think there's only a few, if that, who can claim the same! It pays well too! Ah can roll up on a backwater tavern like this and become everyone's friend in an hour. Ah've got the coin that buying the evening's tab of every patron in the place is no sweat.
But, it comes with a bit of a profile. When a pretty hinterlands gal is kicking ass and taking names across every screen you can find, people start to recognize her. Get to knowing her secret. Start keeping a healthy berth when she's walking down the street. Start to quiet muttering and glancing over when she's sitting at the bar. Start looking relieved when she gets up to head out the door.
And they should be scared! Ah'm a one-woman wrecking crew even with a busted arm! When the Abyss and the Carnivale can't take me down, most folks in the crossroads know they ain't got a prayer!
It's why ah seem to keep finding myself in the little backwards towns here in the Hinterlands. You just have to find somewhere so remote that they look at you funny and say "Oh, ah don't follow what goes on with you city folk!" And go on about their day like the rest of it ain't important. Ah'd wager coat-tails for collars that some of these towns don't have the first clue about that Unmaking mess! It's why a walking weapon like me can be welcomed in to join a fourth drunken chorus for an ode to old king Fozzie-lip! Ah know the song well enough from when ah was a tyke, and we're all so drunk that you barely need to know real words anyways!
This's just what the doctor ordered after all that mess with the Rosa and D.A.V.E.'s nonsense. That creep and all his scatter-thoughts were in my head the whole way up until he burst his kettle. It's eerie hearing a voice in your head echo into nothing, let me tell you. Ah wasn't right on the way out of sector seven or back to Erde Nona.
But that's all in the past! Here ah am having a grand old time, dancing in the square with the rest because the tavern was too small to do it properly! Ah can't link arms quite right with the one all broke still, but hinterlanders are used to folks being hurt so they don't bat an eye to working around the sling to keep the lines a-jig! We don't dance professionally, we're drunk after all, but we dance real hearty instead!
Partying out in the stars makes me feel like it's a proper festival. That's something ah could stand to have more of in my life! Makes you wonder what kinda changes a spot of celebrity could help you get through...
That's some pig! Feed her right and ah could take to the big market! Might be able to afford that new plowshare sooner than the plan!
You go and enjoy your magecraft! Ah've got all ah need right here under my feet! There's other fish in the sea!
No set of stars quite like we get here in Pryke's hollow! The Arcadian's don't know what they've lost. It's so sad...
Ah stagger backwards, watching in a sort of daze as the guy next to me pitches over. He had stumbled, a falling hand had brushed my cheek. It could have happened during any drunken dance. To anyone else, it's a bout of laughter at the poor sod's expense.
But ah'm a mutant and my power is to absorb the thoughts, memories and strengths right out of anyone who touches me.
He falls down at my feet, pale as a sheet, eyes rolled back in his skull. In a coma or worse is how ah've been hearing my touch affects normal types of folks. That stops the music deader than a tombstone. Like someone's flipped over a coin, all those friends ah had a moment ago are surrounding me with looks that would give an arbiter pause.
"What didja do to him?" One of them shouts. It's a mousy voice from the back of the crowd. That's enough to break the surface tension though, and the accusations start to pour in, fast and fierce!
"Witch!"
"You killed him!"
"Vampire!"
"Where's the sheriff!"
Even if ah had the words to answer with they'd be drowned out in the noise. All this shouting is bringing more folks from their houses too. This is bad. Before ah can blink, Ah'm backed up against a tree near the center of town, hemmed in by some two dozen folks. They don't have pitchforks and torches yet but there's a couple of knives and rolling pins being brandished in my direction.
One guy steps through the crowd. Most likely the sheriff from his manner and the sword at his side.
"Why are you here, monster? Do not trouble our village!"
Ah raise my good arm in a placating gesture, watching my peripherals in case any of them get over-bold.
"It's an honest mistake, honest! Ah don't want any trouble!"
Ah hate this feeling. Ah can stare down death with a grin on my face, beat the baddest threats in the crossroads like it's easy as pie! Now ah'm all flustered, my head is spinning and ah have to make nice to a bunch of people who aren't even listening to a word ah say! It was an innocent slip-up! Ah didn't even try to touch the guy!
"You will not find us asleep at our posts!" He whips out his sword with a bit of a flourish, "what curse have you put upon Agnew?"
That's me.
No wait, that's the name of the guy ah stole the energy from. Gotta keep my thinking straight, Agnew was drunker than ah was! Than ah am. Whatever.
"Just.. just let me on my way and Ah'll be out of your hair, ah promise! Ah didn't come here looking for trouble."
"Will Agnew awake from your curse, monster?" The sheriff scowls.
That's a question ah can't really answer. My head is aching and ah raise both hands to my clutch at it, which proves to be a very bad idea when one arm is as broken as it is. My cry of pain probably doesn't do much to lower the tensions either. Ah squint at them through blurry eyes. They look scared. There's no saving this interaction, either...
"Just get out of my way!" Ah practically scream and stumble forwards. They do make a gap too, pushing against each other to clear a path as ah swing my good arm in front of me. Ah know how this song and dance goes though, they'll be right on my heels until ah'm outside of town. My head is spinning still but ah don't dare to stop running until the lot of them give up the chase.
Looks like it'll be another night on the road.
But, it comes with a bit of a profile. When a pretty hinterlands gal is kicking ass and taking names across every screen you can find, people start to recognize her. Get to knowing her secret. Start keeping a healthy berth when she's walking down the street. Start to quiet muttering and glancing over when she's sitting at the bar. Start looking relieved when she gets up to head out the door.
And they should be scared! Ah'm a one-woman wrecking crew even with a busted arm! When the Abyss and the Carnivale can't take me down, most folks in the crossroads know they ain't got a prayer!
It's why ah seem to keep finding myself in the little backwards towns here in the Hinterlands. You just have to find somewhere so remote that they look at you funny and say "Oh, ah don't follow what goes on with you city folk!" And go on about their day like the rest of it ain't important. Ah'd wager coat-tails for collars that some of these towns don't have the first clue about that Unmaking mess! It's why a walking weapon like me can be welcomed in to join a fourth drunken chorus for an ode to old king Fozzie-lip! Ah know the song well enough from when ah was a tyke, and we're all so drunk that you barely need to know real words anyways!
This's just what the doctor ordered after all that mess with the Rosa and D.A.V.E.'s nonsense. That creep and all his scatter-thoughts were in my head the whole way up until he burst his kettle. It's eerie hearing a voice in your head echo into nothing, let me tell you. Ah wasn't right on the way out of sector seven or back to Erde Nona.
But that's all in the past! Here ah am having a grand old time, dancing in the square with the rest because the tavern was too small to do it properly! Ah can't link arms quite right with the one all broke still, but hinterlanders are used to folks being hurt so they don't bat an eye to working around the sling to keep the lines a-jig! We don't dance professionally, we're drunk after all, but we dance real hearty instead!
Partying out in the stars makes me feel like it's a proper festival. That's something ah could stand to have more of in my life! Makes you wonder what kinda changes a spot of celebrity could help you get through...
***
That's some pig! Feed her right and ah could take to the big market! Might be able to afford that new plowshare sooner than the plan!
***
You go and enjoy your magecraft! Ah've got all ah need right here under my feet! There's other fish in the sea!
***
No set of stars quite like we get here in Pryke's hollow! The Arcadian's don't know what they've lost. It's so sad...
***
Ah stagger backwards, watching in a sort of daze as the guy next to me pitches over. He had stumbled, a falling hand had brushed my cheek. It could have happened during any drunken dance. To anyone else, it's a bout of laughter at the poor sod's expense.
But ah'm a mutant and my power is to absorb the thoughts, memories and strengths right out of anyone who touches me.
He falls down at my feet, pale as a sheet, eyes rolled back in his skull. In a coma or worse is how ah've been hearing my touch affects normal types of folks. That stops the music deader than a tombstone. Like someone's flipped over a coin, all those friends ah had a moment ago are surrounding me with looks that would give an arbiter pause.
"What didja do to him?" One of them shouts. It's a mousy voice from the back of the crowd. That's enough to break the surface tension though, and the accusations start to pour in, fast and fierce!
"Witch!"
"You killed him!"
"Vampire!"
"Where's the sheriff!"
Even if ah had the words to answer with they'd be drowned out in the noise. All this shouting is bringing more folks from their houses too. This is bad. Before ah can blink, Ah'm backed up against a tree near the center of town, hemmed in by some two dozen folks. They don't have pitchforks and torches yet but there's a couple of knives and rolling pins being brandished in my direction.
One guy steps through the crowd. Most likely the sheriff from his manner and the sword at his side.
"Why are you here, monster? Do not trouble our village!"
Ah raise my good arm in a placating gesture, watching my peripherals in case any of them get over-bold.
"It's an honest mistake, honest! Ah don't want any trouble!"
Ah hate this feeling. Ah can stare down death with a grin on my face, beat the baddest threats in the crossroads like it's easy as pie! Now ah'm all flustered, my head is spinning and ah have to make nice to a bunch of people who aren't even listening to a word ah say! It was an innocent slip-up! Ah didn't even try to touch the guy!
"You will not find us asleep at our posts!" He whips out his sword with a bit of a flourish, "what curse have you put upon Agnew?"
That's me.
No wait, that's the name of the guy ah stole the energy from. Gotta keep my thinking straight, Agnew was drunker than ah was! Than ah am. Whatever.
"Just.. just let me on my way and Ah'll be out of your hair, ah promise! Ah didn't come here looking for trouble."
"Will Agnew awake from your curse, monster?" The sheriff scowls.
That's a question ah can't really answer. My head is aching and ah raise both hands to my clutch at it, which proves to be a very bad idea when one arm is as broken as it is. My cry of pain probably doesn't do much to lower the tensions either. Ah squint at them through blurry eyes. They look scared. There's no saving this interaction, either...
"Just get out of my way!" Ah practically scream and stumble forwards. They do make a gap too, pushing against each other to clear a path as ah swing my good arm in front of me. Ah know how this song and dance goes though, they'll be right on my heels until ah'm outside of town. My head is spinning still but ah don't dare to stop running until the lot of them give up the chase.
Looks like it'll be another night on the road.