The undead PA let out a sigh as he pushed away from the computer terminal and promptly folded his arms across his chest.
“You want to share with the class what this means?” Charles inquired. “Are we doomed? Trapped? Trapped
and doomed?”
Kevin stepped forward and tapped the grainy image on the splintered screen. “In a past-past life, my boss actually knew this fellow, if what the information in this computer’s logs states is true about his identity.”
“What in the hell is a ‘past-past life’?” Caiomhina interjected, eliciting a smile from the undead ginger.
“A long story,” he half-mumbled behind the cowl as he tabbed back to the spreadsheets and document files saved onto the machine. Before he opened on, he paused to look over his shoulder at the young woman with the strong accent. “You’re telling me that you’ve never died before?”
“Yer telling me this isn’t something new for ye?” She shot back without skipping a beat as Kevin shrugged his shoulders. “I expected the head popping to stick, for what it’s worth. Prior to this, I got disembowled by an Unmade monster—before that whole Unmaking was a thing, mind you—and then I actually died in a previous event my boss hosted.”
“You participated in one of Karl Jak’s events?” Charles asked.
“I mean, that’s a strong word,” Kevin spoke softly as he typed a few lines of text into the archaic, slow-loading search function. “We were on a plane, you see…” He paused as he tried to bring up the memory in his head. “I was an intern back then,” he looked at Charles and smiled behind the burlap. “The plane went down with Karl onboard, and it split apart over this island.”
Caiomhina scowled. “A plane, you say.”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“That crashed … on a mysterious island.”
“A’yup.”
“Split in two… separating two groups of survivors?”
Kevin nodded once again. “Hey, you can’t hate on a classic, okay? I wasn’t really a participant.”
“You were … us, weren’t you?”
The zombie nodded. “Yes.”
“W-what happened?”
He tapped the side of his head. “Gunshot wound. Paranoid contestant shot me. He thought I was a ghost or a ghoul of something. That said, there’s a part of me that thinks he mostly did it ‘for the lolz’.”
“Why? Did you look like this then? Did you betray him?” Charles looked at his coworker. “Betrayal is very hip in that franchise.”
A shake of the head from the zombie ginger. “No, but Mr. Wilson is sometimes just an asshole like that. He likes to gather around the interns and talk about how he had to try so hard not to ‘pull that grenade outta my bunghole and blow up the other contestants right before the Finale’. He is most certainly an … acquired taste.”
Charles snapped his finger. “Oh, shit, you mean that wackjob Deadpool. Hasn’t he won like… 5 of those events?”
Kevin laughed. “Yes, I think his adage is something about ‘I can make a mean Chicago-style pizza’ or something about ‘always donate to Alex’s DonorsChoose’. Karl seems to think they’re funny jokes, but to everyone else, it’s mostly gibberish.”
“So that was the first time you died?”
“No, I was actually born in a place called Central City. Yes, I know there’s one of those in probably every reality, but there was this invasion of these aliens who rode red horses despite also having a high-tech armada. Syntech headquarters wound up being part of the initial ground zero of a particular attack, and I guess …”
Kevin paused and frowned. “I was making coffee, and all I remember is this flash of light and a terrible crashing sound all around me. Then… it was just dark. It’s always dark, you see.” He looked away from the screen and peeled off the burlap cowl, which was gritting on his skin. “They tell you that you’re supposed to see bright lights or pearly gates or even an ogre king. What they don’t tell you is that, for most of us, it’s just nothing but the dark. We do all this living and then at any given time, you can just be snuffed out like candle. It’s … not fair.”
Charles, who had already withdrawn at the reminder that the soft-spoken PA was a decomposing corpse, yanked at his colleague’s sleeve. “I don’t want to die, Caiohmina. I didn’t take this job to get killed off-screen by a lunatic to satisfy a need for random acts of violence.”
Crack!
The young man dropped to the floor and grasped at the red mark on the side of his face.
“I wasn’t even being that dramatic, what the fuck!”
“I did not want you to spiral,” she said with a faint grin as she lowered her hand and tried to bring this conversation back on rails. “We’re not doing to die down here, Charles. Stop thinking like a…” She seemed at a loss for the words, and Kevin was not in the mood to speak such a heinous label out loud.
“We should report back to the others,” Kevin spoke into the moment of silence. “At the very least, we know that this is some type of repository for technology and corpses. We also know that something happened, and it seemed to be an inside job.”
“How do you figure that one?” Caiohmina asked as she glanced at the footage that was replaying silently on the computer screen.
“You can’t read lips?” Kevin muttered as he paused the screen at the moment when Gero was talking to the individual who had pursued him into the storage bay. When the zombie saw the other PA shake her head, he gestured back to the screen. “Look at that face. Really look at it.” Despite the odor of the exposed zombie’s mangled cranium, the two Carnivale employees leaned in to see the screen.
“He seems shocked.” Caiohmina muttered.
“No, he’s pissed.” Charles added.
“The truth is probably somewhere in the middle,” Kevin whispered. “But he’s also confused by this individual being there, which leads me to believe he was gunned down by someone he knew, possibly a peer at this facility.” He turned to look at the redheaded woman. “Do you know anything about the man in this footage? Doctor Gero? Does he work for the Man in Red in some official capacity?”
The woman’s lips bunched up as she tried to squint at the image frozen on the damaged, grainy screen. “I wish I could say,” she finally replied. “He doesn’t
look familiar, but the name has a ring to it, like I’ve maybe read an associated email address in a departmental mailer or something.”
“That’s … super helpful,” Kevin answered as he squatted down under the desk and started to fiddle with the rest of the computer.
The pair watched as the image on the screen went black, and a moment later, they heard the light grating of steel pieces as they were coaxed apart by a clenched fist.
“What are you doing?”
Kevin reemerged with a piece of technology in hand. “Hard drive.” He replied as he tucked it into the satchel bound to his waist. “Stuff might be backed up on the cloud, or it might not be. Either way, it doesn’t hurt to take it with us.”
“Isn’t that stealing?” Charles asked.
“We’ll call it even after the reckless endangerment that was that train ride.” Kevin grabbed the cowl and slipped it back over his head. After he had adjusted it to fit snuggly enough, he nodded to the pair of pallid, nervous workers. “Let’s go see what the others have discovered. The only way out of this mess is down the rabbit hole.”
***
Kevin and the two Carnivale Rosa employees returned to the departure bay in time to see that
something had unfolded while they had been rummaging through dead computers. Up on his feet and seemingly cognizant of the reality around him, Alleane was shambling toward parts unknown but doing so rather poorly.
“… save,” he lurched forward and somehow failed to plant his foot onto the ground. So instead of a commanding step forward, he just lost whatever semblance of balance he may have had and rolled forward into a heap of bruised limbs and tarnished armor plates.
“Are we just going to stand here and watch this?” Kevin asked as he headed over to the fallen wyvern rider and helped him into an upright position on the steel floor of the installation. With Alleane’s eyes seemingly glassed over, the zombified PA looked over his shoulder for Rogue. “What did you do to him? Did he say anything?”
The southern belle put a hand on her chest and scrunched up her face. “Yer accusin’ me of what now?”
Kevin shook his head. “Did you … read him again?”
“He just started babblin’.” Shadow remarked as the hedgehog pointed back toward a metal embossed map of the facility. “Something about Central Access and saving someone.”
The zombie nodded his head. “So what’s the plan?”
Party: Kevin, Charles, Caiomhina, Rogue, Alleane, Mid-Boss, Shadow
Location: The Departure Bay
Destination: Central Access but I'm 100% certain Rogue or Shadow is gonna post again at some point real quicks so prolly give them the evening
Focus: 9/9