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Three elves in a trench coat walked along the rough and shoddy cobblestones of one of the older Arcadian districts, many homes were built side by side, sharing the trunks of massive trees, combining brickwork with the ancient wood. They stopped under one of the lamp posts lining this block of homes that had yet to be turned into micro-breweries or restaurants. Jingle, the elf on top with his tiny head and large pointed ears poking out of the trench coat collar stared at the tall lighting fixture that seemed like a natural root had poked up to a perfect height from the ground and then was carved to match all the rest of the roots that had been nice enough to break through the ground at perfect intervals, symmetrical and matching heights to the rest. Jingle looked down the street, noting all the tops of the posts were perfect replicas of each other, all complete with chocobo heads holding light orbs in their mouths to show the dwellers of this street their way home.
“Home...” Jingle said with a sad sigh, but still sounded cheerful with his high pitched and sweet voice. He fixed his green hat with its bell at the tip that had slipped with all the jostling that comes with being the top elf in a trio of comrades sharing the same coat.
“Don’t worry, Jingle. We’re gonna figure this out and fix it, then we can all get home,” Jangle said, patting the cushy and pointed shoes of his friend that were resting on his shoulders.
“WHAT?!” Shouted the elf on the bottom, not hearing his friends, and wishing to not be left out.
“Shut the fuck up, Steve,” said Jingle.
“Yeah, your mouth should be doing nothing but eating cookies, you dumb piece of reindeer shit,” said Jangle.
Steve could not hear anything clearly except his own breathing with the thickness of the trench coat pressing against his ears but did not want to be rude to his friends, who he assumed most assuredly had answered him and repeated themselves for his sake.
“OK, sounds good, guys,” Steve called from the bottom of their disguise and started to move again when he felt the stomping on his shoulder from Jangle urging him to stop moving.
Jingle looked at his gadget, which had been made in secret earlier in the day, a direct replica, like everything in their new home of Christmas Alley, of something they had before at the north pole. He pushed the thoughts of their former home out of his mind as he studied the green ornament-looking compass as the dial had stopped moving.
“I thought so, Jangle….Steve. We’re here. We found a vessel!” Jingle cried excitedly to his two other elves, and Jangle gave out a yippee of delight while Steve said nothing, not having any idea what was going on or why they had snuck out of Christmas Alley in the first place, just being told his unusually strong and taller build for their kind would be useful to help the cause of all the Christmas Elves in their new home.
Three small taps of a soft felt shoe accompanied by three tinks of the tiny bell it was tipped with gave Steve the go ahead to keep moving, and to go straight. He heard shouts before he ran into something hard.
“Three taps mean left, you gingerbread-for-brains!” Yelled Jingle.
“You absolute idiot, stop ramming us into the light post!” admonished Jangle.
“What?!” Replied Steve, as he kept walking them forward into the wooden object with the head of the ancient and glorious mascot of the city.
“For Santa’s sake man, turn left!” Cried Jangle as he did repetitions of three stomps over and over again in pitiful agony as his nose was repeatedly bonked, being run into the lamp again and again.
Three elves in a trench coat tumbled over and out of their disguise, sprawling onto the uneven and forgotten street, public works calling it a historic block in an excuse to not have to get around to fixing it too much and focusing on better and more meaningful projects across the district. Jangle popped up first and stomped in his adorable way, bells from his shoes and his hat sounding merry as he got in Steve's face, who was now the only one left standing and buried in the trench coat. A stream of curses that would curdle even the best made mug of hot chocolate coming out in his tiny and always jolly sounding voice. Steve did not hear, his ears more obstructed than ever by their previously shared coat.
“What?!” Steve called, and the pile of trench coat moved around this way and that in a tiny circle as the other elves shook the bells on their hats, head in their hands. Eventually Jingle went to help their fellow and without a word, Steve beamed and dusted himself off, then got in line behind them, excited for this adventure he had suddenly found himself on.
“We should have left him back at the workshop,” Grumbled Jangle.
“He was at the meeting, Jangle, and we all know he can’t keep a secret…if the big guy caught wind…it would be the bearded seals for us- the wolves or polar bears if we were lucky, but that sadistic tub of cookie dough would have taken our ears first,” Jingle said, and the two elves shuddered.
Steve came over their shoulders, a full head taller even with their tall hats on and whispered along with them as he squatted a bit and put arms around them both. “Who are we talking about? Is it Tinsel?” He was conspiratorial, and he shifted his eyes around the well-lit street.
Jangle removed the arm from around his shoulder and scoffed, as he stared at the gadget in Jingle’s hands, then looked up to the large house that stood before them. Steve walked off and the Elves gave each other a look of relief, hoping maybe he would just keep walking until he found the coastline and then into the ocean, as they both stared at the ornament looking compass.
“This is the place?” Asked Jangle.
“I think so, Jangle, old buddy. It seems that we might have our own Christmas miracle waiting for us inside after all this ti-” Jingle was cut off by Steve loudly snickering at the sign posted outside at the bottom of the steps.
“Guys, someone carved a dick at the bottom of this sign…wow. It’s so ridiculous, nobody has ever seen a dick that big in real life, come look,” said Steve, through bits of laughter.
The two others sighed and walked over to the sign, which read…
-The Best Detective Agency-
Mollymauk and Jester’s Paranormal Investigations
Steve frantically pointed to the corner of the sign where a small dick was carved that nearly everyone would miss when reading the sign. The sight of it made Jingle blush, and Jangle gasp.
“Blitzen’s hooves! Look at the size of it, Jingle,” Jangle said in awe, and then they all shared a laugh at the ridiculous phallic caricature.
“As if, am I right?” Said Steve, trying to keep the momentum of laughter going, and it instantly died as the other two looked at him, no longer wanting to participate in the fun.
“Obviously, it's a joke, Steve,” said Jingle, rolling his eyes.
“Shhh, do you hear what I hear?” Warned Jangle, and all three Christmas elves froze, listening intently. Sleigh Bells. They all dove for cover behind the sign, but Steve was shoved away by the other two, and standing out in the open for a moment, he spun one way, then the other, before diving into the dead and thorny bushes next to the stoop steps.
Another figure, alone and wandering this historic district of Arcadia, made their way up the street under the lights held in the mouths of the carved chocobos atop tall posts. They were swaying a little in their Santa hat, given to them by the patrons of the Earth bar they had just left after their gig was over, shaking the other present of sleigh bells as they hummed a tune, then seeing they were alone and too buzzed from free drinks to care, they pulled their guitar from where it was strapped to their back and strummed a little. The lone figure played softly, with no direction, just keeping their fingers loose until they caught a glimpse of an old manor house that looked like it was cut out of a fairytale, besides the hanging sign out in front. Their inspiration was fueled by memories of a time forever ago, and they turned the chords into a melody of a song they had not sung for over two years. Not since they had been spirited away on Christmas, to the Crossroads.
“Home...” Jingle said with a sad sigh, but still sounded cheerful with his high pitched and sweet voice. He fixed his green hat with its bell at the tip that had slipped with all the jostling that comes with being the top elf in a trio of comrades sharing the same coat.
“Don’t worry, Jingle. We’re gonna figure this out and fix it, then we can all get home,” Jangle said, patting the cushy and pointed shoes of his friend that were resting on his shoulders.
“WHAT?!” Shouted the elf on the bottom, not hearing his friends, and wishing to not be left out.
“Shut the fuck up, Steve,” said Jingle.
“Yeah, your mouth should be doing nothing but eating cookies, you dumb piece of reindeer shit,” said Jangle.
Steve could not hear anything clearly except his own breathing with the thickness of the trench coat pressing against his ears but did not want to be rude to his friends, who he assumed most assuredly had answered him and repeated themselves for his sake.
“OK, sounds good, guys,” Steve called from the bottom of their disguise and started to move again when he felt the stomping on his shoulder from Jangle urging him to stop moving.
Jingle looked at his gadget, which had been made in secret earlier in the day, a direct replica, like everything in their new home of Christmas Alley, of something they had before at the north pole. He pushed the thoughts of their former home out of his mind as he studied the green ornament-looking compass as the dial had stopped moving.
“I thought so, Jangle….Steve. We’re here. We found a vessel!” Jingle cried excitedly to his two other elves, and Jangle gave out a yippee of delight while Steve said nothing, not having any idea what was going on or why they had snuck out of Christmas Alley in the first place, just being told his unusually strong and taller build for their kind would be useful to help the cause of all the Christmas Elves in their new home.
Three small taps of a soft felt shoe accompanied by three tinks of the tiny bell it was tipped with gave Steve the go ahead to keep moving, and to go straight. He heard shouts before he ran into something hard.
“Three taps mean left, you gingerbread-for-brains!” Yelled Jingle.
“You absolute idiot, stop ramming us into the light post!” admonished Jangle.
“What?!” Replied Steve, as he kept walking them forward into the wooden object with the head of the ancient and glorious mascot of the city.
“For Santa’s sake man, turn left!” Cried Jangle as he did repetitions of three stomps over and over again in pitiful agony as his nose was repeatedly bonked, being run into the lamp again and again.
Three elves in a trench coat tumbled over and out of their disguise, sprawling onto the uneven and forgotten street, public works calling it a historic block in an excuse to not have to get around to fixing it too much and focusing on better and more meaningful projects across the district. Jangle popped up first and stomped in his adorable way, bells from his shoes and his hat sounding merry as he got in Steve's face, who was now the only one left standing and buried in the trench coat. A stream of curses that would curdle even the best made mug of hot chocolate coming out in his tiny and always jolly sounding voice. Steve did not hear, his ears more obstructed than ever by their previously shared coat.
“What?!” Steve called, and the pile of trench coat moved around this way and that in a tiny circle as the other elves shook the bells on their hats, head in their hands. Eventually Jingle went to help their fellow and without a word, Steve beamed and dusted himself off, then got in line behind them, excited for this adventure he had suddenly found himself on.
“We should have left him back at the workshop,” Grumbled Jangle.
“He was at the meeting, Jangle, and we all know he can’t keep a secret…if the big guy caught wind…it would be the bearded seals for us- the wolves or polar bears if we were lucky, but that sadistic tub of cookie dough would have taken our ears first,” Jingle said, and the two elves shuddered.
Steve came over their shoulders, a full head taller even with their tall hats on and whispered along with them as he squatted a bit and put arms around them both. “Who are we talking about? Is it Tinsel?” He was conspiratorial, and he shifted his eyes around the well-lit street.
Jangle removed the arm from around his shoulder and scoffed, as he stared at the gadget in Jingle’s hands, then looked up to the large house that stood before them. Steve walked off and the Elves gave each other a look of relief, hoping maybe he would just keep walking until he found the coastline and then into the ocean, as they both stared at the ornament looking compass.
“This is the place?” Asked Jangle.
“I think so, Jangle, old buddy. It seems that we might have our own Christmas miracle waiting for us inside after all this ti-” Jingle was cut off by Steve loudly snickering at the sign posted outside at the bottom of the steps.
“Guys, someone carved a dick at the bottom of this sign…wow. It’s so ridiculous, nobody has ever seen a dick that big in real life, come look,” said Steve, through bits of laughter.
The two others sighed and walked over to the sign, which read…
-The Best Detective Agency-
Mollymauk and Jester’s Paranormal Investigations
Steve frantically pointed to the corner of the sign where a small dick was carved that nearly everyone would miss when reading the sign. The sight of it made Jingle blush, and Jangle gasp.
“Blitzen’s hooves! Look at the size of it, Jingle,” Jangle said in awe, and then they all shared a laugh at the ridiculous phallic caricature.
“As if, am I right?” Said Steve, trying to keep the momentum of laughter going, and it instantly died as the other two looked at him, no longer wanting to participate in the fun.
“Obviously, it's a joke, Steve,” said Jingle, rolling his eyes.
“Shhh, do you hear what I hear?” Warned Jangle, and all three Christmas elves froze, listening intently. Sleigh Bells. They all dove for cover behind the sign, but Steve was shoved away by the other two, and standing out in the open for a moment, he spun one way, then the other, before diving into the dead and thorny bushes next to the stoop steps.
Another figure, alone and wandering this historic district of Arcadia, made their way up the street under the lights held in the mouths of the carved chocobos atop tall posts. They were swaying a little in their Santa hat, given to them by the patrons of the Earth bar they had just left after their gig was over, shaking the other present of sleigh bells as they hummed a tune, then seeing they were alone and too buzzed from free drinks to care, they pulled their guitar from where it was strapped to their back and strummed a little. The lone figure played softly, with no direction, just keeping their fingers loose until they caught a glimpse of an old manor house that looked like it was cut out of a fairytale, besides the hanging sign out in front. Their inspiration was fueled by memories of a time forever ago, and they turned the chords into a melody of a song they had not sung for over two years. Not since they had been spirited away on Christmas, to the Crossroads.