Nooooo ooooone's built like Gaston
Half as ripped as Gaston
No ones skin has manly scars and rips like Gaston!
For there's no ork in town half as burly
Chiseled, a pure work of art!
Nooooo ooooone's Green like Gaston!
No one preens like Gaston!
No one's tusks have an incredible sheen like Gaston's!
As a huntsman yes I'm quite astonishing!
My, what an ork, that Gaston!